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From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

Taki,
How do you know I didn't use the password generator? Pretty sure my password fits the right format.
Yuma

From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

Hi Yuma,
It's just that it seems kind of unlikely that the password generator would generate the password sucking-dick-and-cock.
Thanks,
Taki

Notes:

I thought I'd be done with the kuma fic I'm writing by now but it honestly just keeps escalating so I I took a break to write something really truly stupid.

and listen I know Taki is too full of whimsy to be held down by an office job but on the other hand that boy Loves a Task. he will lock tf in. so maybe one can in fact imagine Sisyphus happy.

dw too much about the dates and times but if you see an error just let me know!

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Sent: Mon June 8th, 10:05

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Ticket #75638

 

Hi Yuma,

This is Taki from IT. I see that you set up your access to the new CRM today.

I just wanted to check if you happened to use the random password generator that was linked in your setup instructions?

Thanks,

Takayama Riki (Taki)

 


Sent: Mon June 8th, 10:19

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Hi Riki

My password follows the format of the generator. It's four words separated by dashes.

Yuma

 


Sent: Mon June 8th, 10:32

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Hi Yuma, 

I can see that, however the password you have selected doesn't look randomly generated. I wanted to check if this is system or user error.

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Mon June 8th, 11:02

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Hey Taki

Why are you looking at my password? Isn't that bad for security?

Yuma

 


Sent: Mon June 8th, 11:38

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Hi Yuma,

As your IT support, it is my job to look at your passwords. This is needed to maintain security. Totally normal, don't worry!

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Mon June 8th, 12:16

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Taki,

That seems kind of fucked up.

Sincerely

Yuma 

 


Sent: Tues June 9th, 13:40

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Hi Yuma,

You would be surprised how many people do not use the random password generator we recommend. This constitutes a security threat. 

Which is why, btw, we send people the link to the random password generator.

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Tues June 9th, 13:57

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Taki,

How do you know I didn't use the password generator? Pretty sure my password fits the right format.

Yuma

 


Sent: Tues June 9th, 14:10

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Hi Yuma,

It's just that it seems kind of unlikely that the password generator would generate the password sucking-dick-and-cock.

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Tues June 9th, 14:13

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

You got me there.

Y

 


Sent: Wed June 10th, 9:38

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Hi Yuma,

Thanks for changing your password in theory.

In practice I can see you did not use the random password generator again. I have to once again ask that you change your password. 

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Wed June 10th, 9:50

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Taki,

You are a good detective.

Y

 


Sent: Wed June 10th, 10:01

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Hi Yuma,

Would we say that it takes a good detective to spot a non random password when the password is and-you-did-it-at-my-birthday-dinner?

I wouldn't say that actually.

Doesn't even fit the four word format dude.

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Wed June 10th, 10:05

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

 

Oh woah you really are a person

Y

 


Sent: Wed June 10th, 10:09

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Hi Yuma,

????????

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Wed June 10th, 10:17

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Sorry, there's just something very AI about the format of your emails I wasn't sure.

Yuma

 


Sent: Wed June 10th, 10:23

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Hi Yuma,

Some of us have a worksona ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Wed June 10th, 11:02

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

lmao what is that emoji

wait so is the ‘thanks’ at the end of your emails part of your signature or are you just super polite

Y

 


Sent: Wed June 10th, 14:11

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Hi Yuma,

Signature my guy.

Thanks,

Taki

P.S. PASSWORD GENERATOR 

 


Sent: Wed June 10th, 16:54

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Changing my password now 🫡🫡🫡

Y

 


Sent: Thurs June 11th, 10:34

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Hi Yuma,

Ok see this is why I have to write these formal ass emails because now you seem to think we are playing a game. We are not playing a game! I, your humble IT man, am making a request for you, fellow employee, to follow our security procedures.

It’s a good thing we are not playing a game actually because I would be winning!!

Case in point: home-thanks-thunder-clap are title tracks from the group Seventeen. Try again.

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Thurs June 11th, 10:35

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Wait no don’t try again!!! Just use the generator please 🥺 

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Thurs June 11th, 11:03

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

T,

See that emoji almost worked on me but then I thought idk maybe you're like a 60 year old man making that face which isn't as cute so I remain unmoved.

Y

 


Sent: Thurs June 11th, 11:41

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Hi Yuma,

[Image]

How about now?

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Thurs June 11th, 11:50

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

wait is that you?????? you can do the face??????

 


Sent: Thurs June 11th, 11:59

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Hi Yuma,

I'm a man of many skills and talents.

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Fri June 12th, 9:56

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Ok so taki-you-are-hot is nice for my ego but not for security.

I am once again asking you to randomly generate a password.

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Fri June 12th, 10:01

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

hey taki you didn't say “hi” in your last email what happened are you flustered by my boldness and charm

Y

 


Sent: Fri June 12th, 10:05

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Hi Yuma,

Nope.

Change your password.

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Fri June 12th, 10:07

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

I think you are. I think you're sitting at your computer blushing.

Thanks,

Yuma

 


Sent: Fri June 12th, 10:33

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Hi Yuma,

In case you’ve lost this helpful link.

Change your password.

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Fri June 12th, 10:43

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

T,

See I think if you just come to floor 5 and look over at the eastern windows you will see that I am someone worth flirting with. 

Y

 


Sent: Fri June 12th, 10:45

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Hi Yuma,

I know what you look like. 

Change your password.

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Fri June 12th, 10:48

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

T,

And you're still replying to me? Just say you’re into me.

Y

 


Sent: Fri June 12th, 11:03

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Hi Yuma,

I beg you.

Change your password.

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Fri June 12th, 11:08

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Taki what’s your type asking for a friend

Y

 


Sent: Fri June 12th, 11:11

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Hi Yuma,

People with secure passwords (and 2FA turned on).

Change your password.

Thanks, 

Taki

 


Sent: Fri June 12th, 11:18

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Taki I have to ask did you add “change your password” to your email signature?

Y

 


Sent: Fri June 12th, 11:24

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Hi Yuma,

Yeah. It's really easy to change things actually. Signatures. Passwords. Etc.

Change your password.

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Fri June 12th, 13:39

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Ok,

Rank these four animes.

Y

 


NOT SENT

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

[SAVED AS DRAFT]

 

Yuma

You didn't send any ani

 


Sent: Fri June 12th, 14:27

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Yuma,

Assuming the format is 4-3-2-1, you only have Trigun in the wrong place. It should go bleach-haikyuu-naruto-trigun.

Anyway. Still not random.

Change your password.

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Fri June 12th, 14: 38

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

I've actually never seen Trigun I just think the priest guy is hot. Thoughts on watching it on a first date?

Yuma

 


Sent: Fri June 12th, 14:47

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Yuma,

I could not watch trigun on a first date because if they didn't like it I'd have to get up and leave immediately which would probably be rude 

Change your password.

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Fri June 12th, 15:02

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Taki

noted, you’re kind of adorable, have a good weekend~

Y

 


Sent: Fri June 12th, 15:10

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

I’d have a great weekend if you changed your password.

Change your password.

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Fri June 12th, 15:13

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

As one of the great IT men of our time would say: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 


Sent: Mon June 15th, 9:13

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Hey Taki,

it occurred to me at like 11pm last night that you should probably remove “change your password” from your email signature before you forget and send it to someone who isn't me.

Y

 


Sent: Mon June 15th, 9:16

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Hi Yuma,

Too late for that. Happy Monday 😞

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Mon June 15th, 10:00

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Oh no. Well hey I know how to cheer you up.

Y

 


Sent: Mon June 15th, 11:29

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Hey Yuma,

yuma-change-your-password is cute and all but you haven't actually done the thing I need you to do which would be like the ultimate gift you know just a thought

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Mon June 15th, 11: 35

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Taki,

So you think I'm cute 

Y

 


Sent: Mon June 15th, 11:58

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

A password, sometimes called a passcode, is secret data, typically a string of characters, usually used to confirm a user's identity. Traditionally, passwords were expected to be memorized,[1] but the large number of password-protected services that a typical individual accesses can make memorization of unique passwords for each service impractical.[2] Using the terminology of the NIST Digital Identity Guidelines,[3] the secret is held by a party called the claimant while the party verifying the identity of the claimant is called the verifier. When the claimant successfully demonstrates knowledge of the password to the verifier through an established authentication protocol,[4] the verifier is able to infer the claimant's identity.

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Mon June 15th, 12:04

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Not a no

 


Sent: Mon June 15th, 12:19

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

In general, a password is a sequence of characters including letters, digits, or other symbols. If the permissible characters are constrained to be numeric, the corresponding secret is sometimes called a personal identification number (PIN).

Despite its name, a password does not need to be an actual word; indeed, a non-word (in the dictionary sense) may be harder to guess, which is a desirable property of passwords. A memorized secret consisting of a sequence of words or other text separated by spaces is sometimes called a passphrase. A passphrase is similar to a password in usage, but the former is generally longer for added security.[5]

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Mon June 15th, 12:24

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

you’re kind of weird aren’t you

Y

 


Sent: Mon June 15th, 13:20

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

🙁

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Mon June 15th, 13:25

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

I mean it as a compliment

you know, like how you called me cute before

Y

 


Sent: Mon June 15th, 13:31

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

😑

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Tues June 16th, 11:02

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Ok so Yuma,

taki-thinks-im-cute is not an improvement weirdly enough

You are going to make me fail my mid year performance review 

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Tues June 16th, 11:03

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Wait for real?

Y

 


Sent: Tues June 16th, 11:05

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

lmao no I just wanted to see if you'd change your password

Thanks, 

Taki

 


Sent: Tues June 16th, 11:18

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

see why would i comply when these little glimpses into non worksona taki are just so compelling 

Y

 


Sent: Tues June 16th, 11:23

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

have you ever considered professionalism you might enjoy it 

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Tues June 16th, 11:37

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Hi Taki,

Thanks for reaching out about the concept of being professional at work. This is a fascinating idea and one our team is fully committed to exploring at a later date. Let's circle back next month.

With thanks,

Yuma

 


Sent: Tues June 16th, 11:50

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

ok that's actually kind of scary 

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Tues June 16th, 12:09

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Hi Taki,

We’re sorry to hear our emails have been received in this manner. We strive to ensure each and every interaction we have is positive for our customers. Please don't hesitate to get in touch with our marketing team to provide further details on this matter.

Sincerely,

Yuma

 


Sent: Tues June 16th, 12:17

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

ok ok ok

will Professional Yuma change his password though 

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Tues June 16th, 13:46

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Hi Taki,

We received your feedback about password changes. We are pleased to inform you that we've been able to action your request in a timely manner. We thank you again for reaching out!

Kindest regards,

Yuma

 


Sent: Tues June 16th, 13:58

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Yuma,

lets-take-this-offline is a really common phrase which is why it makes a terrible password

follow for more IT facts

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Tues June 16th, 14:06

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

good business themed pickup line though

Y

 


Sent: Tues June 16th, 14:10

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

omg he's back

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Tues June 16th, 14:21

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

since we are clearly friends now I take it I can have whatever password I want?

Y

 


Sent: Tues June 16th, 14:30

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

no ❤️

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Wed June 17th, 10:01

From: [email protected] 

To: [email protected]

Subject: Ticket #75682

 

Hi Yuma,

This is Yudai from IT. Your password has been flagged as not meeting security standards. I have remotely reset your password. Please use the following next time you log in:

winsome-tumble-jagged-lance

Thanks,

Koga Yudai

 


Sent: Wed June 17th, 10:22

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

YOU SET YOUR MANAGER ON ME??? wow. I thought we had something. this is a betrayal of everything i thought we were takayama riki. 

Y

 


Sent: Wed June 17th, 10:28

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

😊

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Wed June 17th, 15:19

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

yuma did you change your password again?????

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Wed June 17th, 15:28

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Hi Taki,

Your manager wrote out my password in an email. This seems like a security risk. As such, I have changed it. I care very deeply about the security of our network.

Sincerely,

Yuma

 


Sent: Wed June 17th, 15: 33

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Yuma,

cat-cat-cat-cat????

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Wed June 17th, 15:39

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

I just had a 4 hour creative meeting my brain is fried gimme a break

Thoughts on cats though?

Y

 


Sent: Wed June 17th, 15:50

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Hi Yuma,

All animals are my friends 😔✊

You know you have to change it again though right

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Wed June 17th, 16:02

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Taki,

Why don't you just get Yudai to do it 😶

Y

 


Sent: Wed June 17th, 16:08

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

are you jealous

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Wed June 17th, 16:15

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

I don't know what you mean

Y

 


Sent: Thurs June 18th, 9:45

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Gooooooood morning Yuma,

Day #84637 of me asking you to please randomly generate a password.

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Thurs June 18th, 10:14

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

👍🫰

Yuma

 


Sent: Thurs June 18th, 10:18

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Yuma,

brownies-in-the-breakroom is not random

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Thurs June 18th, 10:20

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

no but it is true. if you want a brownie. i may also be heading there. if you even care.

Yuma

 


Sent: Fri June 19th, 10:03

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Ok so I know you think you won the argument yesterday but actually i still really need you to know that the lyrics are not “bad bad bitches don't lie”

Here is a link with proof

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Fri June 19th, 10:37

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

taki,

contrary to what the song says the internet is actually full of lies don't they teach you that at IT school 

yuma

 


Sent: Fri June 19th, 11:12

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Yuma,

you cannot have the word ‘bitches’ in your password, please change it

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Mon June 22nd, 13:45

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Hey Taki can I ask you something

I know I don't give a shit about my digital footprint but you presumably do

Aren't all these emails like viewable by people

Y

 


Sent: Mon June 22nd, 13:56

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Yuma,

I mean yeah but like. By me. That's my job. To guard the emails. 

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Mon June 22nd, 14:09

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

guard???

anyway but so they could be subpoenaed or whatever

Y

 


Sent: Mon June 22nd, 14:16

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

guard. like a knight ⚔️

and yeah sure in theory they could be

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Mon June 22nd, 14:20

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

god youre a nerd

so would you be in trouble?

Y

 


Sent: Mon June 22nd, 14:27

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

if there was a reason for someone to subpoena the company emails then we would probably have bigger things to worry about tbh

but yeah obviously this is a terrible use of the work email server and professionally speaking I would not recommend it to anyone 

but 

technically I am still doing my job ie CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Mon June 22nd, 14:30

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

🫡🫡🫡

 


Sent: Mon June 22nd, 15:44

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Yuma

do I need to explain to you why I can't let you keep taki-going-to-jail-party or nah

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Tues June 23rd, 9:18

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

So I've been wondering

If you can remotely reset my password why didn't you just do that the first time

Yuma

 


Sent: Tues June 23rd, 9:27

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Yuma,

Slow day. I was bored.

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Tues June 23rd, 9:31

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

hmmmmm

 


Sent: Tues June 23rd, 11:03

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Yuma,

I see that you changed your password again. Two things.

1) I just think you should probably stop using your password to communicate with me given I am literally emailing you right now and 

2) I did not initially contact you about the password because I think you're cute 

Thanks, 

Taki

 


Sent: Tues June 23rd, 11:05

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

don't believe you

 


Sent: Tues June 23rd, 11:06

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

why not

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Tues June 23rd, 11:10

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

because you're still emailing me

new password incoming btw

Y

 


Sent: Tues June 23rd, 11:22

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Yuma,

Hey! Did you know passwords have a function? Security is the function. Amazing, right? The mitochondria of the cell that makes up digital security! Something to think about.

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Tues June 23rd, 11:29

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Taki,

you haven't answered the question.

Yuma 

 


Sent: Tues June 23rd, 11:34

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

…taurus

Thanks, 

Taki

 


Sent: Tues June 23rd, 11:36

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

hot

im an aquarius btw 

Y

 


Sent: Tues June 23rd, 12:45

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

that might be the least surprising thing you've said so far.

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Tues June 23rd, 14:53

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

oooooo he IS an astrology boy

i'll try to be more surprising then

what about: I can beatbox 

Y

 


Sent: Tues June 23rd, 14:59

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

that cannot possibly be true

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Tues June 23rd, 15:02

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

i'll prove it. breakroom?

Y

 


Sent: Tues June 23rd, 17:02

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Taki,

I cannot stop thinking about what you told me earlier. regular people do not befriend 5 separate crows outside their office building. you might be kind of a freak. please once again take this as a compliment.

Y

 


Sent: Tues June 23rd, 17:11

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Yuma,

you are just jealous of my crow army

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Wed June 24th, 9:46

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Yuma,

I’m going to that town hall meeting this morning, are you?

Taki

 


Sent: Fri June 26th, 9:33

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Hi Yuma,

I haven't heard from you in a few days. I just need to follow up with you about your password. Let me know if you want me to remotely reset it for you.

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Fri June 26th, 9:37

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

wait wait I was off sick sorry im not ignoring you don't reset meeeeeee

Y

 


Sent: Fri June 26th, 10:41

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

oh! cool. like not cool but you know. anyway you ok now?

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Fri June 26th, 10:50

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

yeah just a cold im still alive

thank god it's the weekend tomorrow anyway

Yuma

 


Sent: Fri June 26th, 10:58

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

fun plans?

Thanks, 

Taki 

 


Sent: Fri June 26th, 11:32

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

visiting my parents actually. you?

Y

 


Sent: Fri June 26th, 11:42

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

seeing the new Mamoru Hosoda film 

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Fri June 26th, 15:05

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

it’s so good. they're playing some of his older ones at the cinema near me next weekend…

Y

 


Sent: Fri June 26th, 15:12

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

holy shit i'm so jealous!!!

anyway have a good weekend!!!

Thanks,

Taki

 


NOT SENT

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

[SAVED AS DRAFT]

 

Taki are you dense or are you actually not interested can you just t

 


Sent: Fri June 26th, 15:26

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

you too~

Y

 


Sent: Mon June 29th, 9:51

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Good morning Taki,

In anticipation of yet another exciting work week I have changed my password. Hope this one inspires you to new heights of achievement.

Yuma

 


Sent: Mon June 29th, 10:07

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Yuma,

Cute but have-a-good-week-taki is not random. Also that’s five words.

Thanks,

Taki 

 


Sent: Mon June 29th, 10:21

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Taki,

five words are more secure than four that's just statistics. they really teach you nothing at IT school huh.

you called me cute again btw

Yuma

 


Sent: Mon June 29th, 10:36

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Yuma,

Did I? 🤔

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Mon June 29th, 10:44

From: [email protected] 

To: [email protected]

Subject: Bro

 

Hi Yuma,

This is Maki from IT. Desperately need you to change your password to something we can approve because this shit is out of hand. Taki giggles every time you email him and I have to sit next to him. Please stop the madness.

Thanks

Maki

 


Sent: Mon June 29th, 11:00

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected] 

Subject: Re: Bro

 

Hi Maki,

So is it like a department policy to sign off your emails with “thanks”?

Thanks,

Yuma

 


Sent: Mon June 29th, 11:03

From: [email protected] 

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Bro

 

yeah

Thanks,

Maki

 


Sent: Tues June 30th, 10:08

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Hi Taki,

I have changed my password. I hope you find this one suitable.

Thanks,

Yuma 

 


Sent: Tues June 30th, 10:11

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Hi Yuma,

interesting choice

Thanks,

Taki

 


Sent: Tues June 30th, 10:16

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

Is that a yes

Y

 


Sent: Tues June 30th, 10:18

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Ticket #75638

 

i'm free tonight ☺️

Thanks,

Taki