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A Very Harrods Christmas by YieldMaiden for astralsunshine
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Mar 2026
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After splurging shamelessly at Harrods, just so he could get close to the hot sales associate, Sirius earns an exclusive 'big spenders' access to the department store Santa. He goes there with James and Harry, pretending to be a family, since the card is in his name. But when Santa suddenly turns grumpy and rude, Sirius isn’t having it, and gives him a piece of his mind.
And it goes like this: “Hey, do you happen to have a problem with this kid having two dads?! Because, I hate to break it to you pal, but we are not going to go away just because the likes of you have something against us. Why can’t you just keep your bigotry for yourself and let the kid take a photo with you? There’s no need to be obnoxious about it, this is your job, so I’d expect you to sit in your chair and do what is expected of you! You shouldn’t have taken this job if you can’t stand families like mine!”
The Santa sounds like a real jerk, right? But is he? We'll see...