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1. At the art museum or at a play by Prawnperson

   Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   03 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Scooter/Walter (Muppets)
   • Walter (Muppets)
   • Scooter (Muppets)
   • Established Relationship
   • Autistic Walter
   • Half Parrot Scooter
   • Mating Cycles
   • Cuddling & Snuggling
   • Animal Instincts
   • Food as a Metaphor for Love
   • Enthusiastic Consent
   • Ravishing that cookie
   • Muppet Sex (The Muppets)
   • It’s funny to us it’s serious to them

   Summary

   Walter assumes Scooter’s mating season is some period of slightly more intense than usual horniness that Scooter is tying himself in moral knots about. Walter assumes incorrectly.

   Language:

   English

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