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It was just a day in U-Corp, and Vergailus was scrolling through his photo app. Mainly so he could find the picture of the right candy brand that Charon had been asking for, but also to get a good view and a hard on from all those Gregor dih pics. This day could not be better for him, staring down at Gregor’s weird bug dih, standing in a street that stunk of fish and the homeless. Oh what a time to be alive.
He was just about to walk off to the candy store when he felt a tap on his shoulder.
“What the fook do you want?” He said, turning to meet the gaze of Matthias, the Great Brother of the Middle. Well, former Great Brother of the Middle, since he’d lost that position like the bum he is.
“I saw something on your phone. It looked….. Good.” Matthias said, tapping his fingers together like some type of gay villain.
“Huh? Yeah, my boyfriend's bug pp does look great, doesn’t it?” Vergalius said, nonchalant.
“What? No ewww. That picture. Of that… delectable NFT.” Matthias was now wiggling his eyebrows and rubbing his hands together, deviously.
“HUH? Oh yeahhhhh.” Vergilius scolded back in his phone to see the poorly taken picture of an NFT, which he had probably done to a past colour fixer who was bragging about it, who Vergilius felt should have been made fun of.
“May I have it?” Matthias said, giving him the stupidest puppy dog eyes.
“Uhhhhhh….” Vergailus was confused now.
“I know it must be hard to part with it, but name your price, I’ll pay it.” Matthias was starting too look like one of those Y/N memes.
“Uhhhhhh…. Sure?”
“:D. YAYYYY. WHAT DO YOU WANT IN RETURN?”
“Uhhhhhhhhhh……..” Vergalius looked past him to see members of the middle.
“Uhhhh.. That one. I want that one.” Vergailus pointed straight at one of the men, one with pink hair.
“Great. RICARDOOOOOO!” “GET YOUR ASS HERE NOW, I'M SELLING YOU!”
“WHAT?!”
The Ricardo looked over at his boss and the colour fixer, and was immediately caught off guard, seeing The Red Gaze, the Skibbidy Rizzler.
With that, Ricardo was thrown into the back of the Limbus Bus, Matthias laughing as he looked down at his beautiful NFT. Ricardo became the 14th sinner that day.