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1. (Please Be Rude) by hubristicgoldenboy

   Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   22 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Jonathan Byers/Steve Harrington
   • Steve Harrington & Jim "Chief" Hopper
   • Jonathan Byers & Will Byers
   • Jonathan Byers
   • Steve Harrington
   • Jim "Chief" Hopper
   • Will Byers
   • Joyce Byers
   • Alternate Universe - Soulmates
   • Soulmate-Identifying Marks
   • Romantic Soulmates
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Blood and Injury
   • Jonathan falls first (to his chagrin) Steve falls harder (to his abject horror)
   • Set theoretically in Stranger Things 5 but I have no intention on keeping it canon
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • implied Robin Buckley/Nancy Wheeler - Freeform
   • Implied Will Byers/Mike Wheeler
   • POV Alternating
   • Near Death Experiences
   • who cheered
   • Steve Harrington is Whipped
   • Jonathan Byers is a Mess
   • Past Jonathan Byers/Nancy Wheeler
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Not Actually Unrequited Love
   • Getting Together
   • First Kiss
   • jesus fuck this is longer than i ever meant it to be
   • no beta we die like eddie

   Summary

   [Soulmate AU where the most important line of dialogue your Soulmate will say to you is printed on your forearm.]
   --
   Steve dreads the day someone says "Don't fucking look at me like that." to him.
   Jonathan guesses its just his luck that his arm says "You're being an idiot."

   Series

   • Part 11 of hgb's stranger things library

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