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1. Hundreds and Thousands by CandyPetals

   Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   06 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • England/France (Hetalia)
   • England (Hetalia)
   • France (Hetalia)
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal
   • Hand Jobs
   • Dry Humping
   • Olive Oil as Lube
   • Wet & Messy
   • Hetalia Countries Using Human Names
   • Kitchen Sex
   • Counter Sex
   • Doggy Style
   • Creampie
   • Oral Sex
   • Blow Jobs
   • Rivals With Benefits
   • Sexual Tension
   • Resolved Sexual Tension
   • Finger Sucking
   • England is a bad fucking cook
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Bottom England/Top France (Hetalia)
   • Simultaneous Orgasm
   • Kissing
   • Sloppy Makeouts
   • Grinding
   • Frottage
   • two idiots who are just horny for each other

   Summary

   France tries to help improve England's cooking, and ends up making a mess of the kitchen...and England.

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   English

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