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    "Poor planning on your part then. You married me even though I’m boring, and now you’re stuck with a boring husband who won’t go out on your death trap.”

    “You are boring, and we are married. Boring is not bad. I like being boring with you,” Shane huffed and shoved Ilya’s shoulder.

    “I’m not boring! I have lots of hobbies! I play in the NHL! How is that boring?” Ilya shrugged.

    “Name one hobby you have that is not hockey.”

    Shane flipped him off in response, “I do yoga. That’s a hobby.”

    “Fine. Now name fifty more,” Shane’s curse was cut off by a firm hand on the back of his neck pulling his lips into a kiss.

    Ilya cupped the back of his head, moving their lips together until Shane’s frown was wiped clean and he couldn't help but grin.

    “Stop trying to distract me. You’re an asshole,” he pushes up from the couch, “and I’m not getting on that bike.”

     

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    Ilya buys a motorcycle. Shane is not impressed.

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