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1. We Are Not Unspectacular Things by Laifing

   Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   13 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Eloise Bridgerton/Phillip Crane
   • Bridgerton Family (Bridgerton)
   • Oliver Crane (Bridgerton)
   • Amanda Crane
   • Eloise Bridgerton
   • Phillip Crane
   • Benedict Bridgerton
   • Sophie Beckett | Sophie Baek
   • Book and series canon mix
   • geographically convenient
   • scientific method misapplied by 8 year olds
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Poem Title
   • Medium Burn
   • Mutual Pining
   • POV Alternating
   • rated e is a promise for now
   • Show Canon Paternity
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
   • Governess Eloise Bridgerton
   • Kinda
   • Unresolved Sexual Tension

   Summary

   The Crane children have a reputation, but so does Eloise Bridgerton, though hers is less about terrorizing governesses and more about never doing what's expected of her. In the countryside visiting her brother she learns about the Crane household. Two bright children with no direction. A gentleman whose marriage ended in scandal. And a revolving door of governesses who can't or won't stay.
   She writes a letter. He writes back.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   45,614

   Chapters:

   9/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   149

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