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"Is garlic bread," Ilya commented, chewing.
Hayes buried his face in his hands. "I'm going to have to murder our newest teammate. Hockey star Ilya Rozanov found dead in donair restaurant. Witnesses claim an altercation occurred after the former Raiders player insulted the food—"
"I like garlic bread, Hayes," Ilya said, amused despite himself.
Despite his earlier assertions, Dykstra was eating the remains of Ilya's donair with every sign of enjoyment. It really would be fine if it wasn't for the sauce being so uncomfortably sweet.
"They're garlic fingers," Hayes said.
"I like garlic toes then." Ilya just couldn't resist.