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It had been a very weird day, but Shane wasn’t going to jerk off about it a second time.
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“Cut to the feeling” by charlotte_stant
It had been a very weird day, but Shane wasn’t going to jerk off about it a second time. 18 year old Shane wakes up in 35 year old Shane’s body to find he’s married to Ilya and they have a newborn baby boy named Davidka and are in the hospital with him. Flashbacks to the past and present, and married life with Ilya.
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Jaw Man flicked his middle finger up at Ilya, who didn’t seem to mind, and gestured towards Shane and Hayden with raised eyebrows. “The f*** are you even doing right now, man.”
Ilya said briefly, “Orgy.”
“Uh,” said Shane, “no, that’s not—”
Ilya grinned at him. It was a mean-edged grin but something about it seemed to suggest that he was joking with Shane, rather than about him. “Oh, he speaks.”
“We’re not here for an orgy,” Shane said to Jaw Man. “We’re missionaries with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.”
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“Heaven is a bedroom” by charlotte_stant
Jaw Man flicked his middle finger up at Ilya, who didn’t seem to mind, and gestured towards Shane and Hayden with raised eyebrows. “The f*** are you even doing right now, man.”
Ilya said briefly, “Orgy.”
“Uh,” said Shane, “no, that’s not—”
Ilya grinned at him. It was a mean-edged grin but something about it seemed to suggest that he was joking with Shane, rather than about him. “Oh, he speaks.”
“We’re not here for an orgy,” Shane said to Jaw Man. “We’re missionaries with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.”
Shane and Hayden are Mormon missionaries and Ilya wants to fuck Shane from the first time Shane shows up on his doorstep. Shane takes runs to Ilya and Marlow’s house and Ilya is the catalyst for Shane leaving the church and coming out. Ilya shows up at the church one service in a leather jacket and kisses Shane in front of everyone and they walk out hand in hand. Shane bends/warps many of the rules/Scripture, including a bit about Eve, to help him understand his infatuation with Ilya.
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Of course Ilya had known that Shane would come back but it was gratifying, still, the text from Jane, Can we meet up when you’re here tomorrow, I don’t care where. I really need to see you. The intimation, probably accidental, that Shane was so very desperate he was open to the idea of Ilya fucking him in the street. Ilya typed and deleted many potential replies, which was not characteristic of him.
(Or: Shane gets blackmailed. Ilya handles it.)
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“Menace” by charlotte_stant
Of course Ilya had known that Shane would come back but it was gratifying, still, the text from Jane, Can we meet up when you’re here tomorrow, I don’t care where. I really need to see you. The intimation, probably accidental, that Shane was so very desperate he was open to the idea of Ilya fucking him in the street. Ilya typed and deleted many potential replies, which was not characteristic of him.
(Or: Shane gets blackmailed. Ilya handles it.)
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“Come on,” Comeau says. “Are we all just supposed to pretend it's normal that you’re still playing house with Ilya Rozanov?”
“Gil—” J.J. says, but Shane doesn’t want him to finish that sentence, to pull Comeau gently off the ledge he’s steering himself toward. Shane wants to push him, kicking and screaming, to make them say it to his fucking face. That after all this time, they still hate him for the heinous crime of falling in love.
“We’ve been married for two years,” Shane says. “I’m not sure that qualifies as playing house. I mean, it’s longer than you were with your first wife, isn’t it?”
Or: Shane reunites with his former teammates at J.J.'s bachelor party. He's finally ready to say (and maybe punch) his piece.
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“Hope it hurts like you hurt me” by gurlsrool
Shane reunites with his former teammates at J.J.'s bachelor party. He's finally ready to say (and maybe punch) his piece.
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shane and ilya are (not) co-dependent by amongtheshadows
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“shane and ilya are (not) co-dependent” by amongtheshadows
1) “cause I’m so over being lonely” totally not at all co-dependent shane and ilya are separated for the night and are super chill about it. They accidentally get booked into separate hotel rooms and it’s like old times where they have a secret rendezvous in a stairwell. Ilya fucks him under the stairs and Shane has an exhibition kink which comes to light when a janitor starts walking on the landing above them. Ilya quotes him by covering his mouth with his hand, then tries to move it away, but Shane quickly keeps him there by the wrist because he desperately needs Ilya’s fingers in his mouth.
2) “lovesick” Shane and Ilya get roasted by the Centaurs about being codependent but they make a game out of putting some space between them (a sexy game obvs.) Featuring Ilya spitting in Shane’s mouth after Shane sucked him off in the shower (but before swallowing) and Shane loving it.
3) “I bet” shane and ilya make a bet with their teammates but end up having an unexpected turn of events during the day
4) “get right back” shane is on the way home from a work trip and talks to ilya the whole way home until they're finally reunited (plus a little glimpse into the future - three years later Shane and Ilya have an 11 month old daughter named Mina. Ilya and Mina wait out on the lawn for thirty minutes for Shane to come home and they all snuggle and kiss at the end and Shane loves the smell of her baby shampoo.)
5) “how sweet it is” all comfort no hurt, shane is turned on by a compentency kink when ilya flexes in front of his parents and then has to do something about it. Ilya wears a sexy black turtleneck and one of Shane’s gold Rolexes and his wedding ring. He feels Shane up in the car and they suck each other off in the garage when they get home against the car. Shane tells Ilya he’s a good boy too for taking care of him and his parents because Ilya paid the expensive restaurant bill and tipped the young kid who was the valet and clapped him on the shoulder.
6) “no time with you is wasted” centaurs media day goes off the rails but it also was never on the rails to begin with. feat. public hollanov
7) “stag night” shane and ilya host a bachelor party for harris and troy and the whole thing ends up way more chaotic and way more wholesome than expected