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[ALYA>MARINETTE]
Alya: testing
Marinette: i have been tested and tried
Alya: oh you’re going to be such a 180 from irl aren’t you XD
Marinette: probably
Marinette: i don’t need to worry about the potential physical movements that end with me causing a disaster
Alya: you know what? that tracks
Marinette: be still my beating heart
Alya: im so glad i met you today
Alya: oh a question btw
Alya: does the blonde girl from earlier always act that way?
Marinette: the fact that you don’t even remember her name is actually so funny
Alya: if i could i’d be a little more creative 😼
Marinette: Chloé
Alya: was she predetermined to be cruel from birth
Marinette: she has major mommy issues
Marinette: chloé is like
Marinette: not harmless but
Alya: nah i get what you’re putting down
Marinette: also if you ever that god awful emoji again i will die
Alya: thank you for the info 🥴
Alya: anyways
Alya: what do you do outside of school?
Marinette: i work with my parents for the most part
Marinette: they own a bakery and we live above it
Alya: does that mean free pastries if i’m your new bestie 👉👈
Marinette: when they find out i have friend?
Marinette: yes
Marinette: i don’t think you’ll be able to move for a while knowing them
Alya: do you not have other friends?
Marinette: i mean yeah
Marinette: they’re closer to other people though so i kinda just end up being the tag along
Alya: ohhhh
Alya: by chance is there a class chat 👀
Marinette: i think it would end up being the equivalent of a nuclear event
Alya: i think we should make a class chat
Marinette: i would say that’s a bad idea
Marinette: that’s a bad idea
Alya: also don’t think i didn’t see that cute little umbrella thing between you and the oblivious blondie
Marinette: ur stalking me smh
Alya: you give off stalker vibes
Marinette: i would never stalk someone 😇
Alya: have you stalked me?
Marinette: nah
Alya: why am i offended 💀
Marinette: bc im awesome duh
Marinette: wait do you even have anyone’s numbers?
Alya: nope
Marinette: you’re going to make me do it aren’t you?
Alya: i’ll seduce you if that makes it worth it
Marinette: nah i’ll do it for free
Alya: you don’t want me to seduce you 🥺
Marinette: i have made a grave mistake
Alya: you definitely did but i’m not gonna complain ;)
Marinette: woe is me ;-;
Alya: could you make the group chat rn pretty please 🥺
Marinette: oui
[The Titanic]
MARINETTE ADDED: Alya, Nino, Kim, Adrien, Mylène, Ivan, Nathaniel, Marc, Chloè, Sabrina, Rose, Juleka, Max
GROUP NAME CHANGED TO: The Titanic
Marinette: now watch it be the bad idea i told you it would be
Alya: this is a great idea
Marinette: i should have bet money on this i would be so rich
Adrien: how did you get my phone number?
Alya: Marinette is a stalker
Nino: Marinette is a stalker
Kim: Marinette is a stalker
Marinette: im a stalker
Adrien: okay
Alix: you are way too okay with that 💀
Adrien: marinette is nice
Marinette: you get a gold star
Alya: it’s been two minutes and no disaster
Alya: you’re lucky you didn’t bet on it
Marinette: i never said it would take only two minutes
Alya: im gonna unfriend you
Marinette: no pastries for you
Alya: we are best friends forever like
Alya: what’s a dynamic duo
Marc: Batman and Robin?
Alya: does that imply im the sidekick?
Marinette: you would be a great sidekick
Alya: i’ve doomed myself haven’t i?
Marc: it’s cool, robin is an icon
Alya: im more in tune with new york heroes
Marc: makes sense, i have a cousin who lives in Gotham who talks about them non stop
Marc: but fictional heroes are what i’m more interested in
Marinette: Nathaniel likes comics too
Marc: ohh that’s cool
Marinette: I forgot that this is a new class this year 💀
Marc: yeah i’m still getting used to all the new names
Marc: the only person i know about is chloé and well
Marinette: she’s chloé?
Marc: yes
Alix: speaking of which where is she
Alix: normally she’d have either left or insulted someone
Sabrina: she’s at the spa
Alya: are you also a stalker?
Sabrina: nope
Marinette: she’s her minion
Alya: her goon?
Marinette: yes that
Sabrina: im her friend
Marinette: friend
Marinette: goon
Marinette: all the same
Alya: 💀
Marinette: get me coffee goon
Alya: mmmm
Alya: no
Marinette: killing myself
Marinette: don’t hmu
Nino: she lasted 17mins
Kim: she’s grown by 3 minutes
Nino: which isn’t a lot but it’s something
Alya: there’s more people than us im pretty sure
Nino: they’ll be on later probably
Alya: you are useful
Nino: i aim to please
Alya: how long have you all known each other?
Nino: Me, Mari and Kim since like second grade
Nino: everyone else is just like
Nino: added along in the following years
Alya: mind if i dm you?
Nino: nah you can shoot
Alya: good 😈
Marinette: i felt a shift in the fabric of the universe
Adrien: Maybe you’re just high
Marinette how do you know what drugs are 🤨
Adrien: i watch shows
Adrien: im not that oblivious
Marinette: what are you binging rn
Adrien: im just about to start bojack horseman
Marinette: that’s been on my list for a hot minute
Marinette: i had to wrap up the oc first
Adrien: you watched that shit show 😭
Adrien: i think i quit after season 3?
Marinette: I DID AS WELL
Marinette: When they just killed Marissa out of nowhere because they were too lazy to give her a storyline separate from ryan coming to save her or smth
Adrien: I REMEMBER BEING SO MAD ABOUT IT
Marinette: like i love the show for the trash it was but this was just horrific
Mylene: SHE DIESSS?????
Adrien: oopsie
Marinette: my bad
[ALYA>NINO]
Alya: you’re being recruited
Nino: are you the godfather
Alya: nah im cupid
Nino: oh?
Alya: you’re friends with adrien as of today right?
Nino: ya
Alya: we’re gonna set sail to a ship
Alya: i need a minion
Nino: ohhhh i seeeeee
Alya: before the end of the semester Adrienette will float and fly.
Nino: 🫡
[MARINETTE>ADRIEN]
Marinette: we should not kiss
Adrien: why?
Marinette: alya seems to be plotting smth and i wanna mess with her
Adrien: which is?
Marinette: i have my suspicions
Marinette: whenever the plot thickens we gotta pull “they’re just a friend card”
Adrien: so you want to torture them
Marinette: yes
Adrien: im down
Marinette: keep this up and i’ll kiss you for real
Adrien: pardonnnn?
Adrien: don’t ghost me 😢
[MARINETTE>THERAPIST]
Marinette: I’m gonna ghost someone
Marinette: I do not wish to breathe
Therapist: Our session is tomorrow
Therapist: We can talk about it tomorrow?
Marinette: Maybe
Therapist: Try again
Marinette: Maybe
Marinette: nope still the same
Therapist: better than what it was a few months ago at least
Marinette: lol