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1. Swipe Right, But Just For Me by L1av for Phenikas

   Fandoms: Borderlands (Video Games)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   07 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Handsome Jack/Rhys (Borderlands)
   • Handsome Jack AI (Borderlands)
   • Rhys (Borderlands)
   • Vaughn (Borderlands)
   • Rhys wants Jack to be his wingman for some reason
   • jokes on Rhys Jack just wants to be his boyfriend
   • Identity Crisis
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Post TftBl
   • Jack did not try to kill Rhys
   • Handsome Jack is Bad At Feelings
   • Possessive Handsome Jack (Borderlands)
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Bottom Rhys (Borderlands)
   • Top Handsome Jack (Borderlands)
   • except Jack is a switch its just logistics man
   • technically some mild dubcon but not between Jack or Rhys
   • It's hard to explain but Jack's an AI so
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Porn With Plot
   • Actually theres very little porn I hate you tell you that its mostly plot but porn still exists
   • Atlas Rhys (Borderlands)

   Summary

   Rhys just wants to get laid so he signs up for SmashR, a Pandoran hook-up app. Jack has feelings for Rhys, but every time he thinks about telling Rhys, a program in Jack's AI coding engulfs him in pain. When Rhys agrees to let Jack help pick out his matches (in the hopes that he can say no to all of them), things only get worse for Jack there on out and that red pain won't stop hitting him.

   How can Jack tell Rhys how he feels when his code is trying to eat itself each time he tries?

   Language:

   English

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