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Tony had been stuck in some boring avengers meeting for hours and could not wait to go down to the lab and blow some shit up with the kid and Harley
But as he arrived in the living room where Peter always waits for him before lab time he gets a bit confused
He looks up to the ceiling and calls out to Friday, "Hey Fri, where's Peter?" The AI answers instantly
"Peter is currently in his room"
It's not surprising that the kid is in his room, probably doing some homework that has to be done in weeks from now, so Tony makes his way there to invite him to the lab
As he arrives outside the red door with a large red spider he knocks before walking in
That was his biggest mistake.
Sitting on the bed was his sweet innocent little Peter and-
Harley.
"Dad!" Peter stares chocked at him, and Harley just smirks that smug little smile of his
Oh hes dead.
"Harley. Out!" The boy smiles and stands up while taking his good ol' time
When Harley's gone Tony just stands there breathing for a couple seconds before walking out of the room and marching towards the living room couch
He can vaguely hear his spider kid scrambling after him but he's too busy trying to calm down to think about it
They sit in silence for around fifteen minutes before Tony finally speaks up
"You are grounded for... till- college."
Peters head whip around to stare at him, "for till college!?"
Tony turn to stare back, "for till college!"
Peter turns to stare angrily at the wall, "Why?!"
"For kissing that delinquent!" Tony turns away too
"You're the one who took him to the tower!"
"Well, not for this reason!" Tony sends a quick glare at the kid before staring forwards again, "Harley is never allowed in your room again, and you're not allowed to have any contact with him."
"Why!? What did I do that was so bad?"
"Oh, you know, lipsy!" Peter just sighs angrily in response
"Honestly kid. You could have anyone. Why that asshat?"
"Hes cute"
"Ewh, don't say that"
"You asked!"