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1. Half Doomed and Semi Sweet by caffeinestark

   Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)  

   • Not Rated
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   10 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Dan Howell/Phil Lester
   • Dan Howell & Phil Lester
   • Dan Howell
   • Phil Lester
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Angst
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés
   • Alternate Universe - Vampire
   • Phil Lester is a Ray of Sunshine
   • Phil Lester is a Vampire
   • Depression
   • Self-Harm
   • Suicide Attempt
   • Sad Dan Howell
   • Getting Together
   • Does this count as slowburn?
   • I Don't Even Know
   • Religious Guilt
   • but like indirectly

   Summary

   Dan is stuck in his own life. Spending days studying for a degree he didn't want and nights working coffee shop shifts to support himself without amassing unreasonable amounts of maintenance loan debt. All while battling his inner demons ready to tear him apart at any moment.

   When a handsome customer with blonde hair turns into a chatty regular, Dan finally believes that maybe life was worth living. But not everything is what it seems.

    

   Please mind the tags, both the self-harm and the suicide are graphically displayed.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   10,324

   Chapters:

   2/2

   Comments:

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