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1. Be Trans, Show Me Your Hands- Alright You’re Under Arrest Buddy. by like_a_jock_he_cliches

   Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   08 Feb 2026

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   • Ted Spankoffski/Sam Sweetly
   • Ted Spankoffski
   • Sam Sweetly
   • Peter Spankoffski (mentioned)
   • Charlotte Sweetly (Mentioned)
   • Drunk Driving
   • Twisted references
   • Author has no experience with cops
   • Sam Sweetly is a bad cop
   • Bisexual Ted Spankoffski
   • Trans Ted Spankoffski
   • Divorced Charlotte Sweetly and Sam Sweetly
   • im not a cop fan btw
   • but - Freeform
   • tedsam what are you gonna do
   • Drunk flirting
   • Ted is a drunk driver
   • Bad Decisions
   • Sam Sweetly is Short
   • Alcohol
   • minor mental breakdown
   • Kissing
   • Boys Kissing
   • Everyone is Gay
   • So many gay jokes
   • Gender Dysphoria

   Summary

   Ted gets pulled over for drunk driving by his coworkers ex-husband.

   And- holy shit he was gay.

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   English

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