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1. A Guide to Courting by the Radio Demon by penn_and_paige

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   22 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Rosie (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Velvette (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor's One-Sided Psychosexual Obsession With Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox's One-Sided Psychosexual Obsession With Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor Has a Heart (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Courting Rituals
   • Miscommunication
   • Angst

   Summary

   "Vox was what?" said Alastor, smile frozen on his face.

   "In love with you. Wasn't it obvious?" Angel Dust's expression didn't change, although disbelief emanated from him. "I mean, we all saw that breakdown. I don't even think the Morningstars' divorce was that messy."

   "Excuse me," Alastor said, before promptly fleeing the room.

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   Alastor tries to court Vox post-S2. Unfortunately, a serial killer's idea of romance may be a bit skewed, at least where Vox is concerned.

   Language:

   English

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