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once upon a time, in a land far, far away…
luka was eating the most delicious grilled cheese in new york city—or perhaps delicious wasn’t the right word… after all, it was lined with delectable golden flakes (real 23k edible gold btw!), and a word so simple as “delicious” couldn’t possibly encapsulate the glamour of such a sandwich—when this (by all accounts rather gacha-life-oc-looking) man with the most rounded bowl cut slammed into his table.
the grilled cheese crashed to the ground, the golden flakes gone to waste.
“oh my,” he said, looking down at luka through his pompous lower lashes. “didn’t see you there.”
luka stared at him with thinly-veiled disgust. “you’re ugly. can i have your number?”
“how forward!” the man said. he looked taken aback, and his hand flew to his heart with such speed that luka worried he might also have a heart condition! “i just broke up with the love of my life….. till……… so yes………… you can have my number.”
“okay,” luka said, staring mournfully down at his grilled cheese. they exchanged numbers.
Luka: you must fall in love with me and pay back every penny i spent on that grilled cheese.
Ivan: i am already in love with you.
Luka: wow this is amazing.
Ivan: are you also in love with me
Luka: only if you buy another grilled cheese for me
Ivan: done. i bought 50
and then they lived happily ever after
the end 🪑