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Jango's Too Young For This Osik by sareliz for linusmir
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
09 Feb 2026
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Jango Fett is the fourteen year old eldest child of Jaster Mereel. He’s a blooded warrior, thank you very much, and the head of his own squad, and he’s determined to make it to the coveted rank of SuperCommando before he turns eighteen. He had thought he’d become a bounty hunter at that point, but he’s recently had a few hard conversations with his mind healer about assumptions, life trajectories, possibly fated destinies, and how not to become a soulless monster, and so he’s been rethinking the bounty hunter thing.
Might go back to farming, actually.
Part of the Rain in the Desert series, in which we see time travel from every point of view but the ones who have done it.
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- Part 5 of Rain in the Desert
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Series: 05
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[it was fine that Boba wouldn’t currently listen to anyone giving orders or making suggestions but Jango, whom he immediately and meekly obeyed if Jango so much as raised an eyebrow at him.
And it was fine that he had six brothers, a son (could they all just be honest about Boba? Please?) a million extant clones, and a mysterious future legacy as a soulless monster he was keen to not live down to.
What pissed him off, however, was that Seventeen, who was seven years old and came up to the middle of Jango’s abdomen, could beat him in a spar. In forty-five seconds.
It was so unfair.
Kote (a six year old!) could beat him in fifty-three seconds.
Fordo declined the one time he offered, pointing out that he always lost unless it was a death match.
Fox, at least, he managed to pin to the ground, and never had Jango ever heard such vicious swearing in so many languages as he did when Jango won the one and only match against Fox. At that point he stopped thinking he could help them and started just watching how Seventeen was training Ninety-Nine.
It was enlightening.
And also, it was a little unfair.
And also, it provided plenty of fodder for his essays.
But there was so much melodrama, and everything these days was always life or death or bleak tragedy turned up to eleven, everything was so much everywhere he looked, so…
So, maybe he shouldn’t have been surprised when he discovered that Kote’s Jedi was the galaxy’s cutest baby Jedi.
Seriously. They couldn’t possibly come more adorable than this little guy. Waaaaay cuter than all his clones, and Jango could objectively be honest that his clones were super cute, especially when they weren’t scowling at him, but kind of also when they were.
And the galaxy’s cutest baby Jedi, probably he could kick Jango’s ass ten ways from Taungsday, but he still just wanted to pinch those cheeks!
So, yeah.
Melodrama. Jango was certain he was now living inside an unfilmed episode of Oya, Manda!
The big Jedi who was a little intense looking, but apparently he was Wolffe’s Jedi, welcomed them and introduced himself and his padawan, and then Jaster did the gracious diplomatic thing, well, as much as Jaster ever did, and then introduced himself, and all of his many feral murder children (except Ninety-Nine who was just as sweet as uj cake and carefully removed all spiders and flies from the apartment without killing them)]
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