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Instead, before he can stop it from happening, he farts.
Really fucking loudly.
Oh god.
There’s not a single chance Shane can pretend that didn’t just happen, the morning is so silent and gentle and he just shattered it. The fart had real body, the kind that could be used in cartoons for five year olds who are connoisseurs of scatological humour. The kind of five year old Shane had been too serious to be.
Or! Ilya hears love in Shane's toots. Shane prefers words.
