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Gojo and his neighbor on the block stopped speaking to each other a few years ago. They would pass each other every day and not say a word. Now they both have dogs and they are friends. They still don’t speak. They just stand there like dickheads for 30 seconds every day while their dogs say hi.
It came to Gojo’s surprise when, on one evening walk with his dog, his neighbor spoke to him, and what came out of his mouth was even more shocking.
“Who was that guy you had over last night?”
As if that’s any of his business after snubbing him for YEARS.
Or Gojo’s pettiness and stupidity finally catches up to him and bite him back in the ass. He ends up with two problems standing at his door—his neighbor, whom he had impulsively invited over to hook up with, and a random guy he matched with on a dating app, whom he had completely forgotten he invited over for the exact same reason.