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1. ‘Cause a hit feels like I’m dancing in the rain by vondutch

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   14 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Alastor/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Porn with Feelings
   • POV Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Okay I never love the top/bottom dichotomy but…
   • Bottom Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Top Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • but they do sort of switch. It’s just bcs its a special someone’s first time aww
   • Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Has a Vagina
   • Sexual Inexperience
   • Goes from hatefuck to omg whatttt…..
   • Spit in his mouth sunday
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Lucifer is a monsterfucker and he’s a lil pathetic too
   • Touch-Starved Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • He’s more experienced yes he’s also had a significant dryspell
   • in about every physical aspect. Mental too i suppose.
   • Laughter During Sex
   • Non Sex-Repulsed Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • First Time
   • Under-negotiated Kink
   • as in. Alastor bites him w/o asking on purpose
   • Blood Drinking
   • Smut
   • There’s a v small moment where Alastor mistakingly thinks Lucifer is unwilling. So mini non-con warning
   • Drugged Sex
   • Sort Of
   • Inappropriate Use of Tentacles
   • shaking my head while posting this so you all know I don’t agree
   • Cannibalism
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • lets speedrun this shit lets fuck it out I’ve had enough of you two
   • Swearing
   • they’re both so funny. and pathetic
   • saluting and doing my part for old man yaoi nation
   • Like half of this is them fighting and bickering and being hateful old men ×
   • first time writing smut i was shielding my eyes while typing
   • Premature Ejaculation
   • lol not me adding that tag last minute like ohh yeah that does happen fond laugh

   Summary

   Lucifer did something very complicated with his face; twisting eyebrows and glittering eyes and his mouth thinning like it couldn't decide if it wanted to grimace or curl into a smile. "You are such a fucking asshole."

   Then he took a shaking breath in, one that made his shoulders all taut and said, "And I am going to regret this forever," on his breath out.

   And then he kissed him.

   Lucifer gets mad at Alastor, Alastor gets mad at Lucifer and then they fight it out in bed. And there totally AREN'T any warm feelings involved.

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