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The tour was finally over! It was very fun, if only he wasn't high off his mind and could remember half of it. Whatevs. Jimmy sat down, well, he moreso threw himself down on the bed of. He thought about calling Chantal and telling her he was going to be home TOMORROW even though she probably knew and was asleep, but it's ok because they are married. He reached for the hotel telephone and dialed up a number. The wrong number. He was very tired.
Soon, the number picked up. "Thank you for choosing Domino's, may I have your order?"
"CHANTIE I'LL BE- What?" Jimmy blinked in confusion before realizing he called DOMINO'S PIZZA instead of his wife. All of a sudden he felt a rumbling in his stomach. He wanted pizza. "Oh, extra pepperoni stuffed crust."
"Okay" The lady on the other end said. "It'll be there in about 10 minutes"
10 minutes later the pizza arrived. Jimmy opened the door and shocked the delivery girl.
"JIMMY URINE!??!!?" The delivery girl exclaimed nearly dropping her Pizza before Jimmy caught it.
"Who?" Jimmy asked. "My name's pooplicker."
"BULLSHIT! I was at one of your concerts the other night!"
"Did you like it"
"Yes now give me money"
Jimmy gave the delivery girl money and she was so happy she left him with his pizza.
Jimmy then ate all of his pizza and it was so yummy the end