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Headcannons for this AU im using/made up :33
Derlorde:
- His real name is Derek (derek is of german origin and derlorde consists of two german words)
- His favourite Minecraft mob is the blaze
- Hes a German immigrant into the UK (yea by default they all live in england cuz ill be using alot of school terms here and my school follows brit curriculum ok 😭) ALTHOUGH he has both citizenship for England and Germany because his biological father is English while his biological mother is German (thats how it works right??? basing it off my own experience)
- He is fluent in English, German and Italian but i guess hes technically fluent in all now because of infinite knowledge
- He is on the autism spectrum; specifically Asperger's Syndrome which is the outdated term/no longer in use (im sorry if i wrote it badly i have adhd which ppl call the complete opposite of autism for some reason anyways yea i tried my best HEH..)
- He hyperfixates on computer science, specifically building various machinery and coding. Hes fluent in C++, Python, Java and Ruby (can u tell im projecting bc im unhealthily OBSESSED with computer science?? haha no??? okay)
- His comfort food/safe food is plain macaroni and plain croissants and for drinks its water and black coffee👍👍👍
- There are like multiple flavours of weird kid and Dereks the type whos like usually shy and quiet and has very specific tastes and interests
- He likes FNaF very much, read all the books and watched both movies, his favourite animatronic is shadow bonnie
- He likes to switch to German in the middle of conversations and then act clueless just to mess with people (i do that in russian and its very funny trust me)
- He likes goth (specifically victorian goth) and vkei but hates wearing such things on himself mostly because of the texture
- He listens to classical music i think thats canon ?? but i really dont remember anyways his favourite piece is Clair de Lune (i added that because of ultrakill)
- He can play piano (perfectly) and violin (amateur)
- He took computer science, chemistry and BTEC at school
- Hes a cat person and owns like 4 of them at home
Avery (i project onto avery INSANELY much so 90% of these headcannons r literally what i do/am):
- His favourite Minecraft mob is the slime, obviously....
- He was born in America (specifically Arizona) but his ethnicity is Latino, specifically half Mexican and half Cuban (ethnicity and race is different) i saw this headcannon avery is mexican and i thought it was really funny i loved it ALOT and now its my hc too LMAO
- He is fluent in English and Spanish (both Cuban and Mexican dialect/accent)
- He moved to England for studying thought i had to specify
- Avery is a huge math, nuclear chemistry, biology and astrophysics nerd but unfortunately hes not very good at that, although his grades DO excell in English which he calls "boring"
- He has a dog!! yay!!!
- Hes NOT a picky eater whatsoever
- As i said there are different flavours of weird kid Avery is infected with the insane elite internet ball knowledge one (the unrestricted internet access at a young age type) his favourite web series include BFDI, Eddsworld, Epic Minequest, ASDF movies and Madness Combat
- He plays alot of Deltarune, Undertale, Ultrakill, Team Fortress 2, Oneshot, FNaF and DDLC
- He has P-ranked the entirety of Ultrakill one time (im not projecting now lmao i actually suck at ultrakill)
- He has ADHD
- Hes a HUGE hugger type of person and his love language is physical touch
- Although he is rather extroverted, he finds smalltalk as well as making new friends hard and doesnt like it
- His insta and tiktok reels is literally only just brainrot BOII 😂😂✌
- Hes not easy to convince/manipulate if thats the more correct term
- His favourite word is "discombobulate"
- Hes actually quite very strong despite ehh looking a bit chubby (its okay hes a cutie patootie we (WE!) love avery)
- He likes to collect and keep various funky trinkets and gives them to people he likes
- He LOVES Limp Bizkit, Nine Inch Nails, Insane Clown Posse, KMFDM, Black Sabbath and Femtanyl
Personal human designs of them that i drew HEH (uploaded in rich text using image hosting site, download fic as pdf if image isnt showing up and u wanna see it!!!)
