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1. the odds are good, but the goods are odd by elaia

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   14 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Tom Riddle
   • Tom Riddle
   • Hermione Granger
   • Valentine's Day
   • Alternate Universe - Muggle
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Software Engineer Tom Riddle
   • Short King Tom Riddle
   • Tom Riddle Does Not Have a Large Cock
   • Tom Riddle is a LOSER
   • Masturbation
   • said i was going to write fluff
   • ended up with this instead
   • don't judge me judge tom
   • For the Laughs
   • Humor

   Summary

   It’s Valentine’s Day and Tom is still single. He has the face of an angel and almost all the qualities a girl could possibly want in a romantic partner.

   So why in the world isn’t anyone swiping right?

   Language:

   English

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