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"Sirius, I swear to merlin if you make us late!" Remus threatened, standing at the bottom of the stairs, calling out to Sirius who still had himself locked it their bedroom, where he had been for the past two hours 'getting ready'
"Two more minutes, moony. I'm almost done!"
Remus sighed, checking his watch. Fuck Merlin, they should've left half an hour ago. And this rate, they were going to miss Lily's valentines party, and she was going to kill them.
Walking over to the kitchen, Remus took a seat at one of the stools at the little 'breakfast bar' Sirius had set up on their kitchen island. He reached over, grabbing the water jug, and pouring himself a glass. He took the glass to his lips, drinking a little bit...and immediately spat it back out, at the sight of Sirius coming down the stairs.
Sirius had been very secretive about his outfit before hand, but now there was no hiding the absolute masterpiece Sirius Orion Black was. Sirius was very on theme for Valentines day. Dressed in a tight, white lace trimmed, baby pink crop top. And a low waisted, red maxi skirt with little hearts on it that matched the colour of his top. Showing off his waist in a way Remus could only describe as teasing. He was wearing red heels that made almost as tall as Remus, red heart earrings, and matching clip in his hair. He had even drawn on little hearts on his cheeks with face paint.
As Remus openly stared, all but salivating at the sight, Sirius gave a little twirl, showing off and looking all too proud of himself for the reaction he'd elicited.
"Well? What do you think?" What did he think? He thinks he's screwed, that's what he thinks.
Wordlessly, Remus put his glass down, stood up, and walked over to where Sirius was standing. "You wanna know what i think, Pads? I think, since we're late anyways..." he trailed off, gently pushing Sirius to the wall behind him, pining him before he captured his lips in a kiss
They were never gonna make it to that party.