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  1. Douchebaggery: Wear it with pride by for MegaKnight1201

    Fandoms: Britain's Got Talent RPF, David Walliams World's Worst Series, Home Alone (Movies)  

    11 Feb 2026

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    Wanna know something worse than the world's worst teachers?
    Worse than the World’s Worst Parents?
    Even worse than the World’s Worst Children?

    Ideas?
    Hm?

    If you guessed that it'd be a combination of the three, you'd be right.
    ...in a sense

    This randomly pieced story is a collection of the biggest douchebags on the planet... proving to us, time and again- when stupidity and blackmailing come to the picture- age is honestly irrelevant.

    Oh, and before you tread on the path to heart wrenching stories, trump(get the pun;) the heights of stupidity and trek through dangerously fragile egos- Understand this: This script in no way is a representation of an alternative reality. If anything, it’s slightly under-exaggerated.

    Truth has a way of presenting itself at the end no matter how much of an existential crisis you put it up to.

    This is not an alternate reality.
    If anything, it’s slightly under-exaggerated.

    Special thanks to the absolutely wonderful (cough) souls who unknowingly provided the material - and to the one brave individual who had the honour of meeting them in real life.

    Soooooooooooo yeah.

    Enjoy. And maybe… take notes.

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