Chapter Text
Boothill - School cheerleader
Black Swan - School librarian
Acheron - History teacher
Mr. Reca - Drama teacher
Blade - Phys Ed teacher
r#tio - stinky ugly ahh math teacher ewwwwwwwwww
Duke Inferno - Ex teacher, ‘fired’ by Acheron cuz she’s jus better like dat
Aventurine - The most radiant being of all time, exudes perfection, nonchalant, prettiest male face in the school, smells really really nice, Robin zesty bestie, popular kid, guitarist. I love Aventurine!!!! Aventurine is a peerless gem. Aventurine is an unrivaled genius. Aventurine is an inimitable beauty. A senior manager in the IPC Strategic Investment Department and one of the Ten Stonehearts. Using his Cornerstone, he obtained a share of the authority of an Emanator of Preservation. He throws his body into the game as a die, ready to face death in order to walk away alive. Who is Aventurine?
For the blind, he is vision.
For the hungry, he is the chef.
For the thirsty, he is water.
If Aventurine thinks, I agree. If Aventurine speaks, I'm listening. If Aventurine has a million fans, I am one of them. If Aventurine has ten fans, I am one of them. If Aventurine has only one fan, that is me. If Aventurine has no fans, I no longer exist. If the whole world is against Aventurine, I am against the whole world.
I will love Aventurine until my very last breath.
Robin - Top student, popular but very kind, sweet and angelic, most amazing person in the world, cutest person in the world, prettiest person in the world, coolest person in the world, kindest person in the world, Aventurine zesty bestie, talented singer, periwinkle hair, cutie patootie!!
Stelle, March, Dan Heng - Trio of besties
Firefly - Stelle’s classmate, top student as well, very good at CS and physics/chemistry, math, cutie potato
The Almighty Trash can - Stelle’s archenemy
Argenti - Motivational speaker
Sunday - Robin’s brother
Pom-pom - Principal
Pom-pom wearing awesome disguise of a fake moustache - Janitor that nobody knows is secretly Pom-pom, called Mop-mop
Pom-Pom wearing awesome disguise of a fake moustache AND chef hat - Lunch lady that nobody knows is secretly Pom-Pom, called Omp-omp
Pom-Pom wearing awesome disguise of a backwards hat and holding a skateboard - Super cool and hip student who everyone thinks is totally cool and knows all the memes and slang, and that nobody knows is secretly Pom-Pom, called Pmo-Pmo 🥀
Misha - The school bell (get it? Because bell boy? He’s the school bell because bell boy? Bell boy? Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh? Okay I'll stop.)
Himeko - Stelle’s mom, who is totally awesome and will definitely remain alive
Welt - Dementia patient in the nursing home down the road from the school
Kafka - Completely ethical school nurse who definitely did not put a stellaron in someone.
Silver Wolf - Student who is perpetually skipping class, but somehow always passes.