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you don't need a revelation (you'll be fine with being lost) by alilbitgay
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
11 Feb 2026
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“Why were you hiding in the dumpster?”
“What?”
“Why were you in there?” Agatha gestures at the big green metal tub. The woman just… stands there. Sways back and forth slightly. “It’s kind of weird to hide in a dumpster in the middle of a rainstorm. How long were you even in there, anyway? I’ve been hiding out here a least an hour and I never saw you get in, or heard you. Either you’re a super-ninja or weigh, like, zero pounds, or you’ve been hiding in a dumpster for more than an hour which is a little weird, I won’t lie to you.”
The woman slow-blinks at her.
“I’ll be honest,” she says after a minute. “You’re throwing me off my game.”
or: agatha runs away from home and shacks up with a sweet, dorky, overly protective vampire. cue the sitcom theme.