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1. Further Troubleshooting Required by colonelparable

   Fandoms: The Stanley Parable  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   12 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • The Narrator/Stanley (The Stanley Parable)
   • The Narrator (The Stanley Parable)
   • Porn With Plot
   • sort of..
   • This is gonna be rated E
   • They are both stupid dumb virgins
   • I can only write stupid porn
   • Bad Sex
   • Blow Jobs
   • Hand Jobs
   • Body Exploration
   • figuring it out
   • First Time
   • Humanized Narrator (The Stanley Parable)
   • He's a fat old man
   • The Narrator has a tail
   • Stanley Uses ASL (The Stanley Parable)
   • Humor
   • porn written by an asexual

   Summary

   The Narrator is very curious in the many sensations of the human body since he recently created his own vessel.

   One of these he is particularly interested in experiencing, but he has encountered some issues that require outside help.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,400

   Chapters:

   1/?

   Comments:

   16

   Kudos:

   37

   Bookmarks:

   4

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