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Firestar scoffed when he saw the bright rainbow spiked chokers the clan wore. "What in the Starry Night is that?" He questioned coldly. "Its mAh collarrrr" Responded Scourge. "And me and many pirates r gonna kill yuh." The clans were like, 'this is so weird, there are no gays in our clans', and BloodClan was like, 'where are the gae cats??? omfg do they live in an oppressive society????'. "Y'okay," Scourge started, "Me, my hubby Bone, and ALL of GayClan are gonna beat you!" "NUH UH! StraightClans and GodClan will win!!!" Screamed Firestar and his female hubby, Sandstorm. "3....2...1!" ANd then they blasted off. As the battle in space went on, Scourge killed Firesomething because he's just cool like that, and he's the slay master. But with the power of BELIEVING IN URSELF he came back. "the heck" Scourge said, questioning how he could come back to life. "You see," Firestar said, pushing his anime glasses up, "This battle is 4 clans against 1, and we can come back to life if we have enough plot armor," And then he killed Scourge because the town WAS NOT big enough for the two of them. The rest of BloodClan was like, "Awr naur" And ran away, while StraightClan thought about like- how lovely heterosexual marriage is or sm. idk man I have no idea what straight people talk about.