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1. everything that's mine is a landmine by loveintheunlikeliestofplaces

   Fandoms: The Mentalist (TV 2008)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   03 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Patrick Jane/Teresa Lisbon
   • Patrick Jane
   • Teresa Lisbon
   • Dennis Abbott
   • Jason Wylie
   • Angst
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • filling in missing scenes
   • I Made Myself Cry
   • One step forward three steps back
   • conversation I wish they had
   • angsty smut
   • Hand Job
   • Cunnilingus
   • Lisbon on top
   • Rough Sex

   Summary

   𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘱 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘮.

   𝘕𝘰𝘸 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯. 𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘭 (𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦) 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘎𝘰𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱.
   𝙏𝙤𝙤 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙧𝙪𝙣.
   𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙥𝙞𝙙 𝙚𝙣𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙩𝙤 𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙩.
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   Set between S7 EP10, 11, and 12 filling in the missing scenes with conversations I wish they had. Basically an angrier Lisbon and more probing into Jane's fear.

   Rated M but rating might change.

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