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Welcome to the amazing digital circus
My name is caine im your ringmaster and im here to show you the most jaw dropping heart stopping mindbending paraphernalia you’ve ever laid your eyes upon
Isn't that right Bubble?
Thats right caine i can't wait to see what you've got booking up for today
Well lets not waste anytime lets get right into the show!
Gangle and zooble and kinger too
Ragatha ribbit and kaufmo woohoo
Day after day after day we fly past the moon and the sun and we don't know why
I looked down as i skittered back on all fours scared
A teeth headed man with no face and eyes talked to me
“ my my! A new human has entered this realm!”
“W-w-where am i? Why cant i take this head set off”
A doll came to me but then was pushed out of the way by a frog
The frog spoke “ just keep grabbing at it that worked for all of us”
“ you- you’re a walking talking frog….. What’s going on? I put on a weird headset somewhere and now I'm… here. Why cant i take it off where am i”
I said panting for air and trying to not have a panic attack in front of them. The doll face came to me and spoke softly “ everything will be ok new stuff we’ve all been through this you just need to get your head to-”
“What the [boing] is going ok?! Wha?” i exclaimed thinking this was just a dream
The teeth headed man named caine or connor came down and explained that foul language wasn't allowed here and how i stumbled into an incredible world of wonders where anything could happen. Expect for swearing”
I let out all the curses I knew. Especially the real bad ones
“(honk) (squeak)( boing) (bonk) (honk) (squeak)( boing) (bonk) ( awooga) boink) (slhoompf) (Pop) (splat) boi-oi-ing)”
“Cute,” the toy box said. “I'm Zooble.”
The frog spoke up “ you mean {honk} face?”
I chuckled at this
( years later)
“Tell that to him he’s the one who {boink}s everything up all the time”
They said snapping at me as i pointed out the obvious “ you are in a mood today”
Caine spoke as he was trying to stay calm “ you know what I'm going to send everyone on a team adventure. And I'm picking the teams. Ribbit and pomni, kaufmo and gangle, ragatha and gangle which leaves…. Buh Buh Buh baaah pffft zooble and jax. Have fun my love doves!”
They rolled their eyes as Caine snapped and me and zooble were on a clear thing which was a love island
“This is all your fault!” they said pointing and waving their weird part at me “ your the reason im here” I snapped back “ team adventure my a{honk}
I scoffed “ I remember when I got here. You called me cute. I know what you are "I said, pushing them against a tree as they went red, shoving my hand off them as they rolled their eyes. “ Let's just get this done and over with” they spat out with a scoff
“Yeah, walk away, toy box,” I said smiling
as they shoved me over into the mud with a clear smile despite no mouth. As we walked around the resort it was just us and
“BUBBLE WHAT THE F{HONK}?! “
we exclaimed in sync. He was holding a camera
“ Daddy bubble reeeeallly wants to see you guys {beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep} and even {beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep} and maybe do {beeeep} too! The only place I don’t have access to is your room!” he exclaimed a bit too exited
“ you mean rooms” Zooble said very very unsure and wanting to make sure that we had separate rooms
Bubble spoke still very excited to see um… things happen “ NOPE! Just one room and 1 bed! Perfect for a loving couple!”
That made me throw up in my mouth a bit. “ Well where is it? I want to get this daily adventure over with” i said already sick and tired of it.
As Bubble gave us no answer it was clear what Caine was trying to get us to do. The second we walked into the building Zooble was nowhere to be seen.
( in the circus ( pomni’s pov))
I asked caine where Zooble and Jax went but I got no clear answer and that a request was granted to some extent. Ribbit tapped me on my shoulder and asked if we wanted to try and find out was was granted but i knew what it was
“ Hey Froggy, we should go and ask Caine for a duo adventure. There's something I want to try “ I said , poking Ribbit on her side as she smiled.
“ ok. Now how do we find caine?” they asked but i saw jax do it so i could too. I screamed for caine at the top of my lungs as he came to me. “ nyess pomni?” he said sounding really happy “ i um… would like to um… go on a duo adventure with ribbit. We need to solve our issues and-”
We were on a love island and got checked in. “ Was this your plan? To try and f{boing} me?!” she said as she sat on top of me. My face was really really red and I was trying to look away but I had it coming. I just didn't think I would be on the bottom bunk this time.
( back to jax)
I was swept up into curlers and hair dye and all the sudden I was in just cargo shorts and my lips were pierced and my tail was back and cleaned up and i heard caine’s voice
“ Hello my masculine moose! I have given you free reign to do a zooble theme adventure based on their subconsciousness. It was rather…………. Odd to grant this and there are still limits but it can be very implied if you make the right choice. You also have a few neighbors so I recommend getting to know them but remember to make the right choice and no cheating. “
I stood around staring in the mirror and decided to see who my neighbors were. I knocked on the door waiting for an answer tapping my foot. I then looked at the door plate and saw it was pomni and ribbit. I then pushed on the door and saw the two of them nearly naked and only in biker shorts and a sports bra. Pomni was gasping for air and I just…. Stared till they notice. When they did, Pomni pulled off Ribbit’s mouth,dripping with pink saliva and was covered in red lipstick. She got up quietly and closed the door waving goodbye. I hear laughter from their room as they were probably sauced up.
I went back into my room and saw a doll with dark skin and a familiar voice. “ What's got you looking like you saw a murder rabbit boy?” ( author’s note think of velvette from hazbin hotel for looks because velvette changes her look so often)
I snapped back with a scoff “Tch Zooble, you would be scared if you saw what I saw.”
they scoffed as they tied up their hair in a ponytail. They were dressed in a black crop top with one long sleeve and a matching mini skirt with black biker shorts underneath. “ Why are you shirtless?” they said as i noticed Zooble staring at my chest. I lifted my hands up and let them stare.
We walked down to the pool area as food was waiting for us. “ See, that’s my issue. My friends are snogging each other without me "I said, staring at them as zooble laughed and stopped immediately with a look of disbelief and some I'm sorry what the f{boi-oi-oing} did you say? mixed in there as well. Pomni was in just the black sports bra and blue cargo pants and Ribbit had just a jacket on and they
were drinking. My mouth watered cause i wanted what they had
“ quick kiss me”
I said , staring at my friends kissing. That caught Zooble off guard cause their food landed on me and so did their drink “ That's how you ask, idiot! You wait till the moment is right. I lean in 70% and you lean in the other thirty percent They leaned in as I did the same. Eyes met and then the floor hit my face with a loud and painful slap as they laughed at me. “ sheesh what are you? A hyenya? Dang your laugh is annoying!” I was shoved into the pool as i decided to take my cargo pants off and tossed the wet things at Zooble as they screamed with helium. I stood up and pulled them in as they shoved my head underwater forcing me to not breath.
.( zooble’s pov )
As I shoved the dumb bunny’s head underwater he was like a slide whistle. His leg height got put into his ears and his torso an elevator. Up and down and up and down. He shoved me off as I climbed out of the pool and tossed my fork at him. As I was headed back to the room a weird version of Gangle with horns and a red cloak was walking by. The other was a black head dressed all in white and had croissant hair. I couldn't make out what they were saying but I did understand their names :lace and hornet. Weird, so weird. I locked the door and showered but I heard the door open
. “ you in here d{honk} face?” jax called out “ OF COURSE I'M IN HERE A{QUACK} HAT!”
As I got out of the shower and changed into something more cozy and blew my hair dry, Jax came in and just stripped in front of me. Good think the biker shorts didnt come off but they were way too close to his fur colour. Just every so slightly darker I looked away from his nether reigons and put in my earbuds and played JVKE
. As I braided my hair, Jax took the blow dryer and shoved it in his towel. I yanked it back as I stormed off and laid in bed. We had phones that we could watch Youtube on. I ended up watching season 1 of a show called Hazbin Hotel and then the second season as well. Jat sat on the bed and I got up and decided to toy with him. I Shoved him down and pinned that dumb yet oddly sexy rabbit down as he went Alastor red. He then did the unthinkable and kissed me. It wasn't a kiss on the lips but just enough to catch me off guard. I froze up as he had a massive grin on his face. I shoved him off the bed as I put 2 of the four pillows in the middle “ you better not cross this line or i will push you off the bed again”