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@Gojo Satoru: Hi ladies its me gojo satoru (6'7 ft) (nonchalant) (great bf btw)👀
@Fushiguro Megumi: can u stop its embarrassing
@You: satoru stop let 67 go its 2026😭😭
@Gojo Satoru: shit ur right
@Okkotsu Yuta: panda keeps repeating it tho
@You: yo who invited this guy???
@Zenin Naoya:
@You: no wait who are YOU😭
@Zenin Maki: he's an otaku you'll catch smth if u don't back off
@You: oh fr?
@Zenin Maki: yh
@You: not riskin that
@Zenin Naoya: im not some otaku what even is that
maki you should just die
@You: NAOYA DUCK YUTAS AFTER U
@Panda: SON😭😭
@Zenin Naoya: ??
Panda
who this
@Gojo Satoru: Panda
@You: yh its Panda
@Itadori Yuji: Panda
@Zenin Naoya: Oh ok
@Itadori Yuji: who are u tho
WAIT
OH
THE GUY THAT CHOSO WIPED THE FLOOR WITH
@Zenin Maki: LMFAOO WHAT
TELL ME MORE
@Itadori Yuji: THIS GUY
ENDED UP FIGHTING US
N HE WAS SO WEIRD
like i didnt see thr rest becaujse i was dead but like
@Zenin Maki: sucks
u should've taken a vid and globally broadcasted it
@Kugisaki Nobara: I smell fraud after fraud in this gc
@Megumi Fushiguro: r u one of them
@Kugisaki Nobara: no but u are
ur like second on my list
@Gojo Satoru: LMMMAAAAOOOOOOO MEGUMI U GON TAKE THAT😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
@Itadori Yuji: fushiguro good luck next.time
@You: NEXT TIME
@Zenin Maki: wait then kugisaki whos the first
@Kugisaki Nobara: ehh that piss haired zenin
@Tsukumo Yuki: CRINE
naoya whats your type in women
@Zenin Naoya: women??
i FUCKING HATE WOMEN
I LIKE MEN
@You: WHAT
@Okkotsu Yuta: oh yeah doesnt he like toji n gojo
@You: he'd be the type to hang posters of them around his room
@Zenin Naoya: ayy u get me
@Zenin Maki: told u he was an otaku
@Zenin Naoya: boi aint no one give u permission to speak
@Kugisaki Nobara: same goes for you but hsere we are
@Zenin Naoya: ew dont talk back to me
@You: naoya its OK yo
id ride toji n gojos dick too if i was gay
IF btw no one stick any allegations on me🥺
@Zenin Naoya: im not gay
@Panda: but you said you like men
@Itadori Yuji: bro a panda be callin u out
@Zenin Naoya: i like them admiringly yk
@You: No
@Zenin Maki: js say ur gay
@Kugisaki Nobara: bro yall r missing out
me n shoko went out for kfc and ots FIRE
i TOLD you guys to come but na busy
@You: FFUCCK YO WHY DIDNT U ASK ME
@Kugisaki Nobara: bc ud be free
nd u have no life i figured that id let u stay behind for training w maki
@You: you hate me
@Itadori Yuji: sigh i wouldve gone but FUSHIGURO told me to stya back
@Kugisaki Nobara: hes a buzzkill
replying to @Kugisaki Nobara: nd u have no life i figured that id let u...
@Zenin Maki: He skipped everyday this month
i think its his new record
@You: oh shi fr
gotta write it down
@Kugisaki Nobara: see this is why sensei doesnt send u on missions
@You: BUT LIKE
CAN U BLAME ME
MAKI SCARY ASF
and hey i went one one yesterday w megoonmi
@Fushiguro Megumi: against my will
i couldve managed myself
@Gojo Satoru: yeah but i sent him w u for mental support
@Fushiguro Megumi: he made it worse
@You: ofc not
i followed exactly what satoru told me to
@Fushiguro Megumi: oh so it was his fault
@Kugiski Nobara: dont get me curious now
what did he do
@Gojo Satoru: what no how did the cheerleader pom poms and music not help
@Kugisaki Nobara: nvm
megumi ur strong
@You: do anny of u ever think ab how sukunas mouth apppaers on yujis hand nd face and allat
and how u could like idk
shut him up
like what if you shove a finger in his mouth
would he eat ot
would he become me
lol
@Okkotsu Yuta: the answer to ur qurstion is
@Hakari Kinji: bro what
@Todo Aoi: I love you and all that but i think you should invest in a diary
@Itadori Yuji: bro TODO saying this
you need to have had a screw loose or sum
@Fushiguro Megumi: did you just realise?
@Itadori Yuji: yeah
@You: yuta im kinda still waiting for my answer
@Okkotsu Yuta: youll get it soon
@You: Ok..
@Itadori Yuji: gojo sensei told me sukun has like five arms
@Ryomen Sukuna: its four you dildo looking faggot
@You: you what now
@Itadori Yuji: oh right it was
@Gojo Satoru: DILDO LOOKIN FAGGOT
@You: yuji cmere
ill try shoving my hand in sukuns mouth
@Ryomen Sukuna: oh fuckkk no😭
@Itadori Yuji: sure
dont put them in my mouth tho
@Zenin Naoya: what if he bites off ur fingers
if i were u i wouldnt
@You: pussy
pussy
pussy
pussy
pussy
pussy
also i can js use rct
@Zenin Naoya: dont compare me to a female genital ever again
@You: bum
@Gojo Satoru: do u even know how to use reverse
@You: no but shoko said ot was easy
@Gojo Satoru: good luck w that one❤️
@You: thanks
@Mahito: omg sukuna bestiee
@You: yo who the fuck ??
@Kugisaki Nobara:
@Itadori Yuji: im crying he thinks he belongs anywhere 😭😭😭just kick the chair
@You: no act why are curses here ??
@Gojo Satoru: everyone is
also check if they have their locations on u could bully them if they do
well maybe not yu but
@You: im taking offence to that
@Orimoto Rika: hi
@Zenin Maki: HWLLO?
WHY IS YUTAS UNDERAGE GF HERE
@You: IM CRINE.
yuta you have a gf ??
@Itadori Yuji: AND SHE'S UNDERAGE?
@Okkotsu Yuta: NO
@Geto Suguru: na cuz he just be lying now you had a whole ass wedding ring
@You: FR?
@Panda: YES HE DID
@Zenin Maki: yeah it's over for you yuta
cancelled
@Okkotsu Yuta: sigh
@Itadori Yuji: he's not even trying to defend himself
I thought you were cool..💔💔
@Fushiguro Megumi: What is wrong with you lot
@Kugisaki Nobara: What is wrong with you
@Fushiguro Megumi: ??
@Kugisaki Nobara: Pls get that stick out of your ass and shove it down your throat
@Gojo Satoru: IM CRINE WHAT IS HER PROBLEM WITH MEGUMI TODAY
@Kugisaki Nobara: today?? Is this not normal
@Panda: No
@Kugisaki Nobara: Oh