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1. PROBING URANUS : The Intrepid Space Explorer's Guide to Safe and Satisfying Sex with Alien Species by crapeaucrapeau

   Fandoms: Mass Effect  

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   27 Jun 2026

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   • Mordin Solus
   • An excruciatingly long list of biological and cultural headcanons
   • Scifi sex ed

   Summary

   [This document is the full transcript of a series of short educational videos on sexual intercourse with non-humans. It was produced by the Systems Alliance Navy in 2163, in association with the Salarian Union. The host of the program, Doctor S., M.D., was a young salarian doctor who had actually volunteered for the opportunity. When asked for his reasons, his reply was, "No interest in recreational sexual activity myself - but eager to share knowledge. Benefits obvious : debunking of common falsehoods, improvement of interpersonal relationships, furthering mutual understanding across the galaxy with successful stress relief. Also less STDs. Education conducive to better choices - less discharge to clean up."]

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