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1. 鸽子没有皮毛/Nobody's in Fur by Say_527

   Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   14 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Greg Davies/Alex Horne
   • Greg Davies
   • Alex Horne (British Comedy RPF)
   • Alternate Universe - No Girlfriends/No Wives
   • Light Dom/sub
   • Dom Greg Davies
   • Sub Alex Horne (British Comedy RPF)
   • Inspired by Room No. 9 | A Room One Can't Get Out of Without...
   • Blow Jobs
   • Hand Jobs
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • 嗯总之这是篇smut

   Summary

   别去回忆一次“不得不”的性经历，即使魔法让你显得情有可原，即使你意外找到一个太合格的情人，即使你真的、真的，很想再来一次。

   Series

   • Part 2 of 不以俗套喻 / Unusual in Ways Clichés Never Are

   Language:

   中文-普通话 國語

   Words:

   18,880

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   8

   Kudos:

   4

   Hits:

   110