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It was Valentine's Day. Fourteenth of February to be specific.
Jeff had something special planned for his stupidly beloved, Ben.
...
Ben was in the living room of the mansion, playing Legend of Zelda. He was pretty good at it, too.
Jeff walked into the room, walking up and plopping onto the couch besides the glitch. The change in weight caused a dip in the couch, causing Ben to slip a little closer to Jeff. But he didn't care much because he knew sooner or later the killer would've wrapped his arm around his shoulders and bring him closer anyways. Just as he suspected, Jeff moved his arm around Ben, pulling him into his side. He just shrugged it off, going back to his game.
"Whatcha doing, glitch."
"What does it look like?? I'm playing a game either buzz off or hush."
"Rude much?? Fuck I was just askin'..."
"Ya never ask, you want something... don't cha?"
"Itsvalentinesday-"
"Whuh??"
"IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY AND I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING."
...
"Is that it?"
"KINDA."
"Yeah, of course we can, dude."
"It was that simple???"
"I'm a very simple person."
"Fuck I've noticed that!"
"Quit being such a dick or else we won't end up doing anything."
"Jeez, my bad."
They went quiet besides the clicking and clattering of Ben pressing on the buttons of his 3DS. Though eventually he paused his game, looking over at jeff with this slight hit of curiosity.
"What did you wanna do... exactly?"
"Theres this stupid carnival in town... Slendy gave me his wallet to shut me up so I was thinking we could go and spend a few bucks? Maybe get a bottle of wine, and a box of condoms-"
"SHUT UP. Theres still PEOPLE HERE and I don't want people hearing how you wanna fuck me-"
"Awwwwww... you embarrassed, glitch?"
"YES. YES, I AM."
The lights above them fickled and flickered as Ben's face got red. His grip on the 3DS was deathly as he gave Jeff this terribly embarrassed expression.
"Carnival, yeah? C'mon I don't have any missions; we can go now."
"Sweet."
Ben finally relaxed his grip on his device. Getting up from his spot on the couch and turned off his 3DS, placing the thing in his pocket before looking back to Jeff. The killer swiftly stood up at the sight of his beloved looking at him (he was so God damn whipped to the point it was sad.), moving to take Ben's hand. The glitch just rolled his eyes and dragged him out the door.
Jeff actually seemed really excited, though Ben couldn't tell if it was because he was spending time with him or if it was because the killer was happy to just be out of the house for a reason other than his missions. Either way, he didn't care. This was a nice break compared to his usual manic episodes and crazy mood swings.
Ben was happy too; he got to spend time with Jeff as well. They spent time together every day, sure, but it felt nice for it to just be them, none of the other stupid proxies, or even Jeffs stupid dog, just them two.
...And Slenders wallet that was probably filled to the brim with hundred-dollar bills. How he had all the money Ben would never know but honestly, he didn't care enough to ask. It probably wouldn't even tell him how anyways.
...
It was a bit crowded. Neither of them had their disguises for some stupid reason- Jeff just had a mask over his cheek scars.
But it would do. They were in a new town anyways, it's not like many people would recognize them. Even if someone did (and that's a low probability) Jeff would uh... make them 'go to sleep.'
"Let's to on the ferris wheel first!"
"Really, Jeff? The ferris wheel?"
"Yes, yes really."
"Fine. Only cause you asked."
"Fuckin' sweet..."
Jeff dragged Ben by his arm to the ferris wheel he oh so graciously pointed out. The glitch had no choice but to follow him.
There was a small line forming but since it was still early in the day it wasn't too bad. Though Ben hated waiting in lines- especially when he couldn't float like usual. It took too much energy to float 24/7 in his physical form.
"Scuuse me miss?"
"Oh- yes poor boy?"
"Well, uh... my boyfriend here, yeah?"
He points back to Jeff.
"Very sick... you see, he only has two hours until he dies and he really wants to ride the ferris wheel..."
Jeff, picking his nose like a fugly chud, waved at seeing Ben pointing to him. Not looking sickly or about to die at all but the lady seemed to fall for it.
"Oh no- you can cut ahead, don't worry."
"Thank you ma'am, bless ye soul..."
Ben bowed to the lady in faked gratitude. Walking back over to Jeff and grabbing his wrist. Pulling him forward in the line. The killer letting himself be dragged along.
"What'd ya do to cut the line???"
"Told her you were dying. Just cough a little and everyone else'll let us cut too."
Jeff snickered, moving his hand to his face and letting out a couple exaggerated coughs. The rest of the line followed suit and let the two in front of them until they were finally allowed on the ride.
They finally got on, the door closing as it started up and moved. Jeff's face smooshed against the window while Ben just pulled our his 3DS again. Quietly clicking the buttons as the wheel turned methodically.
"The views nice, Ben. Really- look at it!!"
Jeff poked his finger against the glass exaggeratedly, Ben looking up and out towards the window.
"Ohh.. yeah it looks nice."
"Ya don't sound thaat excited. Cmon atleast pretend to care."
"Yeaahh but when you can fly and shit it gets a bit boring, yeah?"
"Yeah but you barely fly, it takes up too much of your energy."
"Fuck- quit explaining to me the holes in my story!"
"YOU were the one who was being bratty!"
"As if you ain't into brats.."
"Fuck you."
"Not unless you do it first-"
"Shut up shut up- we're at the top!! Look!!!"
Ben groaned, looking out again.
...It was pretty. This was much higher than how he was normally able to fly. The view was nice.
"Yeah, I guess this is nice."
"I told you. But your ass fuckery refused to listen to me!"
"Shut the fuck up."
...
The ride wasn't that long, only about fifteen minutes until they were back on the ground. Ben shoved his game back into his pocket, leaning onto Jeff as they walked.
"We can get cotton candy and something to eat. Take a little break for ya-"
"Stop babying me shit face..."
"Aww... but you ARE my baby, Ben!!! My baby Ben-"
"Shut. Up."
"Fine... dick... Did you wanna take that break or not?"
"...Yes."
Ben sat down at one of the empty tables, while Jeff found a cotton candy stand, and a corn dog stand too. Getting some for each of them. He came back to the table, plopping down besides the other. Nudging Ben with his elbow for a moment until he sat up. Near all of his energy coming back as he saw the stuff Jeff brought. Quickly taking the stick of cotton candy and shoving a bite in his mouth. Getting a snicker out of Jeff before he smacked the back of his head.
"Be careful, you'll choke."
"Relaxx... I'll be fine."
"Whatever you say..."
Jeff snickered again, picking up his corndog he bought and taking a huge bite. Ben finished his sweet treat silently before taking his own lunch as well. Taking a smaller bite than the killer did. He preferred to savor his food anyways. He never understood how Jeff was able to eat all his food so quickly without barfing or gagging- That's what happened to Ben when he ate too quick. Jeff always ate like his food was running away! But the glitch didn't care much, it basically made him a food disposer when he couldn't eat all his meals (which was more often than he'd like to admit, he was still getting use to his physical form compared to his digital one. He liked his physical form, don't get him wrong, it just was a little weaker than he imagined.)
Jeff finished his food in three bites, licking the stick clean, then his fingers. Ben finished a little later, cleaning himself more properly. He looked up, noticing how Jeff had some crumbs on his face.
"Hey- wait you got something on your face."
"Shitt... can you get it?"
"Yeah, yeah wait."
Ben leaned in, licking the leftover crumbs that dusted Jeff's dimples. Earning a blush and high-pitched squeal out of him. Ben snickered, chuckling to himself before grabbing their trash.
"Weak for a killer, don't you think?"
"Shut the fuck up."
Ben giggled again, throwing their trash into the nearby bin. Looking back towards Jeff and offering his hand. The killer, reluctantly, took it and stood up.
"You should try to win one of those rigged carnival games, Jeff."
"Yeah? Fine. Only cause I wanna get me one of those stupid looking stuffed animals."
"You'll just end up giving it to the twitch freak, won't you."
"Depends on if it's ugly or not..."
"You know it'll be ugly; they don't exactly make them high quality at these types of carnivals, you know..."
"Rude. Let me believe it won't be stupid looking..."
"Uhuh, whatever."
Jeff eventually found one of those game stands. The type where you get rings around empty milk glasses. He quickly dragged Ben towards it, getting a curse from the glitch. He gets to the stand, letting go of Ben's hand. Digging for his (actually Slenders) wallet. He grabbed a ten and slammed it down onto the table. Gaining the attention of the worker rather quickly. He had a cigarette (despite it probably not being very appropriate to smoke during work.), and it caused Ben to cough a little. But Jeff just ignored it.
"FIVE RINGS MISTER, I WANT THE BIG BEAR!"
Jeff shouted, pointing up towards the huge, pink and disfigured bear, it had hearts and everything as well. Probably because of the Valentine's Day spirit. The worker nervously chuckled, snuffing out the cigarette onto the table, grabbing five of the rings like he asked and tossed them on the table. Taking the ten dollars the killer slammed down and waving his hand.
"Go ahead, kid."
"Sweet..."
Jeff picked them up. quickly throwing them one by one. He had good aim- great aim, even. It was effortless looking, despite how rigged the game was, as Jeff perfectly got all five of the rings onto a milk glass. The worker promptly dropped his jaw, shocked at it. While Ben just cackled, smacking his hand onto the counter.
"Pay up! We get the bear!"
...
"Uhm... Sir??"
"...Aren't you the two killers that have been all over the news?"
The worker questioned, slamming his hand down onto the table as he pointed it out.
That instantly shut up the two of them, Ben quickly shot up, using a bit of his flying ability to grab the stupid pink bear. Plopping back to the ground ungracefully as he grabbed Jeff's wrist. Jeff, out of a small bit of panic of being recognized, pulled out one of his old and rusted knives from his hoodie pocket and slammed it down onto the worker's hand. Earning a shrill of a scream from the worker as he desperately tried to rip the knife out to no avail.
"SUCK A DICK, DICK!!"
Jeff screamed as Ben pulled him away. Both of them sprinting at their full speeds, with Ben lagging slightly, as one of the security guards notices the situation and started chasing after them.
"SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCKIN' RUN BEN!!!"
"I AM TRYING YOU DICK- FUCK!!!!"
Ben was giggling again as Jeff pulled him along and finally outside of the amusement park. Jeff could start to hear the glitches laughter over his own heavy breathing, starting to snicker himself.
"FUCK- THAT WAS INSANE JEFF!!!"
"CMON IT ISN'T THE WORST WE'VE DONE!!!!"
They both laughed all the way they ran, and all the way until they lost the security guard (who really knew how to run!!), and until they finally got to the mansion.
The second they busted into the mansion, Ben dropped the bear to the ground, kneeling on the ground as he tried to catch his breath. Jeff following suit, rubbing his back.
"Fuuckkk.. huff... this human body's shit, lets never do this again..."
"Agreed..."
Jeff huffed out along. Looking up to see the giant pink bear. The more he looked at it, the less ugly it looked. Hell... it even looked kind of cute.
"Let's name this bear... Jeff 2.0."
"We... Not givin' it to the twitch?"
"Nah... It'll be like our child!"
"...Whatever you say dude."
Ben giggled out, leaning onto Jeff's shoulder. Jeff chuckled as well, wrapping his own arm around the glitch.
...
"Best Valentine's Day ever?"
"Best Valentine's Day ever."