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1. “Paul is Dead” Yes but no. Immortality, greed, and reincarnation: The True Evils of Paul McCartney by rubisdoobles

   Fandoms: The Beatles (Band)  

   • Not Rated
   • Major Character Death
   • No category
   • Work in Progress

   08 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • Major Character Death
   • John Lennon & Paul McCartney
   • John Lennon/Paul McCartney
   • John Lennon/Yoko Ono
   • George Harrison & John Lennon & Paul McCartney & Ringo Starr
   • Paul McCartney
   • John Lennon
   • Ringo Starr
   • George Harrison (The Beatles)
   • Yoko Ono
   • Implied Sexual Content
   • Paul Is Dead Theory (The Beatles)
   • Bugs & Insects
   • Eating live bugs magic ones
   • Totem of Undying (Minecraft) (referenced)
   • Theories
   • Fiction until proven otherwise
   • AU as far as we know
   • Paul McCartney is irredeemable
   • Paul Mccartney is immortal
   • Maybe this could start a new religion

   Summary

   A detailed chronological history explaining how Paul McCartney and the other Beatles are immortal and evil, and how Paul is trying to hide it. And how you can help me curse him. This is the story of MY “beatles conspiracy theory”, although it is more akin to…a sacred text, but not sacred. So I guess just a text.

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