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SQUAD (yes we are a squad fight me)

Summary:

College AU with the Suicide Squad meeting in detention and forming a friend group . . . ish.

 

***CURRENTLY ON HIATUS

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Chapter 1: why would you make this

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harlz created SQUAD (yes we are a squad fight me) at 11:14 PM today.

harlz added kroc, chato-of-the-flames, RF, JuneMoone, T.Yamashiro, saucyaussie, and dead-center to SQUAD (yes we are a squad fight me) at 11:16 PM today.

 

harlz: hey guys!!

chato-of-the-flames: . . . harley?

harlz: yep!!! hey chato!!!!

chato-of-the-flames: . . . hi?

kroc: harley wut is this

harlz: its the SQUAD, duh

chato-of-the-flames: hey waylon

kroc: hi. still dont know why im here

harlz: obviously bc ur part of the SQUAD

dead-center: some of us have class tmmr & r studying harley

harlz: dont care!

RF: That sounds about right.

RF: How did you get everyone’s numbers?

RF: And why are we a squad?

harlz: uh duh i HACKED the school server

harlz: and bc we totally r a SQUAD!!!!

JuneMoone: Ok, Harley.

harlz: SEE JUNE TOTALLY GETS IT

harlz: BC SHES BETTER THAN ALL OF U

dead-center: wanna repeat that

kroc: its goin down

chaot-of-the-flames: im yellin timber

dead-center: that was way 2 in sync

harlz: uh nsync sux backstreet boys 5eva

RF: . . .

harlz: wheres tatsu and digger????? they need 2 get in on the SQUAD

kroc: y do u always do squad in all caps

kroc: like does ur phone just correct it 2 b that way or

dead-center: better question is why do i care when i have a test at 7am tmmr

RF: Where’d June go?

chato-of-the-flames: kroc june and me r in the library and she went to get coffee

kroc: were studying for the latin midterm

harlz: im coming to join u!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the SQUAD gets together, everyone should come to the library guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kroc: uh harley

kroc: the library

kroc: it has a volume limit

dead-center: based on how many exclamation pts u use u definitely should NOT b allowed in a library

dead-center: ever

harlz: dont care

harlz: @june get me an espresso!!!!!!!! and sugar packets!!!!!!!

JuneMoone: Ok Harley! Glad to see you there soon!

JuneMoone: I didn’t realize you were taking Latin too.

T. Yamashiro: she’s not, harley is in german 2

dead-center: hold up when did u get on?

T. Yamashiro: I’ve been here the whole time

RF: Then why didn’t you tell me? I feel betrayed.

T. Yamashiro: if you had looked up from your phone to see that I was on mine you would have noticed rick

kroc: DAMN GET WRECKED RICk

chato-of-the-flames: tatsu should b tatsu-of-the-flames bc shes dishing out burns left and right hold UP

RF: I’m just gonna go.

harlz: noooooo dont leave the SQUAD RIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

 

RF left the group SQUAD (yes we are a squad fight me) at 11:32 PM today.

harlz added RF to the group SQUAD (yes we are a squad fight me) at 11:33 PM today.

 

RF: Oh god.

RF: Guess I’ll stick around for the ride.

harlz: yippee!!!!!

harlz: wheres digger??? we just need him and the SQUAD is complete!!!!!

dead-center: did u seriously just use the word yippee

dead-center: ok after that im out

dead-center: i have studying to do my bio lab is tmmr and i need 2 know the innerworkings of a fetal pigs intestinal system not ur crazy ass problems

 

dead-center left the group SQUAD (yes we are a squad fight me) at 11:42 PM today.

 

harlz: ill let him cool down and add him back tmmr am dont worry!!!!

harlz: actualy nope im adding him now!!!!

 

harlz added dead-center to the group SQUAD (yes we are a squad fight me) at 11:43 PM today.

 

JuneMoone: I got you an espresso Harley, but they didn’t have sugar packets so I got you Sweet’n’Low instead.

harlz: awww THANKS JUNE

harlz: C JUNE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN ALL OF U

kroc: harley u dont need 2 scream that outside of the library

kroc: were in the back and can hear u 40 yds away

chato-of-the-flames: r we sure thats harley

chato-of-the-flames: wait nvm

saucyaussie: wft is this

saucyaussie: y am i heree

saucyaussie: i have better things to do

T. Yamashiro: then I suggest you get to them

dead-center: hoLY SHIT

chato-of-the-flames: DAMN

kroc: THAT JUST HAPPENED

harlz: BOW DOWN TO TATSU DAMN

kroc: DAYUM
RF: Nice one Tatsu

T. Yamashiro: I do try

dead-center: harley i know ur in the library stop shoving books thu the shelves and making them fall on me

kroc: i juST CHOKED

JuneMoone: Harley, you can come sit with us! We have coffee and Chato’s Mexican hot chocolate brownies

chato-of-the-flames: damn keep those under wraps chica

chato-of-the-flames: im logging off gotta learn how to conjugate

kroc: same

dead-center: i need 2 sleep my bio lab is worth half my grade and i cant screw it up

harlz: tell us how it goes!!!!!!!!

dead-center: sure whatever

JuneMoone: I should turn my phone off too, I have to conserve power! I’m sorry Harley!!

RF: If no one is going to be on then I guess I’ll go too

RF: Bye guys

T. Yamashiro: Rick

RF: And ladies!

RF: I don’t want Tatsu to stab me again

saucyaussie: im sorry WUT

saucyaussie: WUT DID SHE DO

harlz: bye SQUAD TTYL

saucyaussie: seriously WUT HAPPENED

saucyaussie: SOMEONE ANSWER ME

saucyaussie: I NEED TO KNNOW