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1. Old dog, new tricks. by pinkydistortion

   Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   14 Feb 2026

   Tags

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   • Dan Howell/Phil Lester
   • Dan Howell
   • Phil Lester
   • Pet Play
   • Anal Sex
   • Bottom Phil Lester
   • Top Dan Howell
   • Not Beta Read
   • Smut
   • Blow Jobs
   • Dry Humping

   Summary

   “The fuck is this?!”
   “It's a dog collar. You keep misbehaving like a dog so I'm going to train you like one.” Dan's face dropped into one of disinterest. “They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks, but those people are stupid and I will teach you how to close a cabinet door.”
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   Dan and Phil pet play smut.

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   English

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