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1. I'm A Goddamn Mess For You by Fireflylitsky for ItzMunchbell

   Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   14 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Haruno Sakura/Hidan
   • Haruno Sakura
   • Yamanaka Ino
   • Deidara (Naruto)
   • Hidan (Naruto)
   • Yakushi Kabuto
   • Sakura/Deidara if you squint
   • If I continue this Sakura/Itachi too
   • Past Kabuto/Sakura
   • Modern Era
   • Coffee Shops
   • Hidan is His Own Warning (Naruto)
   • I recommend knowing what an enema is before reading this
   • Hidan is a troll
   • Deidara is also a troll but he's like diet troll compared to Hidan
   • Sakura cannot
   • Stalking
   • Kabuto is an absolute creep sorry about it
   • Sassy bestie Ino
   • Sakura is trying her hardest but these men omg someone help
   • Wet rat Kabuto

   Summary

   A criminal, a douchebag and an ex-boyfriend walk into a coffee shop, stop me if you’ve heard this one before.

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   English

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