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1. it's plausible to crave for your affection (without simultaneously sporting an erection) by levaagrace

   Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   14 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • Melanie King
   • Alice "Daisy" Tonner
   • Basira Hussain
   • Sex Talk
   • Canon Asexual Character
   • Sex-Repulsed Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • super duper sex-repulsed
   • Author Projecting onto Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • it actually only has to make sense to me for me to do it and I don't feel like explaining it to anyone else

   Summary

   “Oh my god,” Melanie laughs. “Are you for real?”

   “Evidently,” he snipes. “So, if we’re done here-”

   “There’s no way,” Basira interrupts. “Is it. Is it because you think you’re too good for him, for everyone, or something?”

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   or, Jon is sex-repulsed and it takes him being drunk to talk about it

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