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1. the oldest profession by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Harry Potter
   • Hermione Granger & Pansy Parkinson
   • Hermione Granger
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Minerva McGonagall
   • Nearly Headless Nick
   • Charlie Weasley
   • Harry Potter
   • Alternate Universe - Muggle
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • Escort Service
   • Businessmen
   • Older Man/Younger Woman
   • Past Relationship(s)
   • Evil Author Day

   Summary

   Somewhat inspired by Pretty Woman—because why the hell not.

   Hermione Granger stuck to her rules—that is, until she met her latest client and rules be damned.

   Series

   • Part 20 of harmony

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,233

   Chapters:

   1/1

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   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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