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CLASSIFIED
•one of the first agents in the agency (got in young). He has seen most of its best and worst moments
•his parents were agents too (first gen) but they got killed during a mission (he was around 2 years old; roughly 11 years old in human years). Headquarters decided to take in their child
•gets traumatized during missions (all of them do, actually. They're just used to it)
•shows signs of autism, brushes them off as regular habits
•questioning his sexuality
•despite being an agent detective, he is extremely oblivious to romance
•he views North Wind's CEO as his father, though the latter tends to push him from time to time
•seasonal depression, anxiety, insomnia, and trust issues
•one of the top agents in the industry. Others either love him (because he's genuinely fun to be around) or hate him (because of his attitude)
•his parents, despite being agents, were still new to the advanced gadgets (which were still being improved during their time). Meanwhile, Classified is an expert because he learned them since he was young
•is either smart or dumb, depends on the mission
•had a best friend, said friend died from suicide (will venture this deeper in fics). After that, he stuggled to make new friends. Corporal was the one who got him to warm up again
•was very shaken during that scene where Dave planted a trap on them. He genuinely thought they were all gonna die
•would often go on solo missions. Sometimes he would get captured and almost got himself killed several times
•excelent aim with any weapon (mainly guns)
•sensitive ears and nose; his body just doesn't react as quickly as his senses
•would not tell anyone if he's injured
•very secretive about his past (still has a lot to unravel)
•lowk pulled Corporal, Skipper, and even Vitaly when they finally met (ooh rareship)
CORPORAL
•genuinely scared everyone when he first got in the agency (before they realized he's a big softy)
•he is a little taller than most of the polar bears his age
•a little older than Classified, though he doesn't act like it
•don't let his personality fool you; he is very smart
•he also understands emotions terrifyingly well it's insane
•would unconsciously do theshrimp pose everytime he works because he's just too tall
•may or may not have a teeny tiny crush on Classified
•would play video games with Short Fuse
•sings pretty good
•his accent was a lot thicker when he first arrived. Most would struggle to figure out what he was saying
•follows orders without complaint but knows his limit
•cuteness aggression
•kind of a people pleaser
•has ADHD but takes meds
•loves to bake, doesn't like to cook
•sweet tooth
•he would call his parents every night to talk about his day. His parents would pick up right away and would listen to him yap
•used to get bullied because of his height and accent. Had depression for some time but overcame it (it would appear sometimes though)
•his family was hunted down at some point by people when he was a cub. Good things they weren't there for too long but he was quite shaken up by it
•could figure out if someone is lying or not just by looking at them closely
•confident that he's gay
•would go by they/them to see if he likes it (he does but uses he/him mostly)
•teases his teammates a lot
SHORT FFUSE
•anger issues
•youngest agent in the industry
•definetly will blackmail you, dont mess with him
•got a strange fixation with weapons, mainly explosives
•would hurt himself while testing weapons
•gets the most traumatized during missions
•has the "deer in headlights" reaction
•was the weakest of all his siblings
•was separated from his pack. Got seen by North Wind's headquarters and got rescued
•would grind his teeth when he works
•views Classified as a big brother
•also a bit curious about the wolf's past because his files are deleted
•would get annoyed with small sounds but would blast rock music in his room
•unironically watches kdramas (Weak Hero is his fav)
•would beatbox out of nowhere
•actually very emotional (Mr. Sunshine got him into a sobbing mess, though it's not really counted because that shit was emotional)
•would talk big for someone so small
•loves video games and tech the most out of the group
•sucks at starting conversations, not so bad with small talk
•tried coffee once, didn't sleep the whole night
•sometimes shouts just so everyone could hear him
•would start parties and he would be the dj
•fast eater
•developed his love for bombs when he was a rookie in training
EVA
•one of the most gorgeous women in all of the agency
•this woman is so ethereal
•sometimes mistaken for a lesbian and even got asked out by a girl at some point in her life
•she's bi-curious
•fast at flying. Like, super fast
•she and Kowalski had a "he fell first, she fell harder" trope but won't admit it
•confident in her Russian accent
•looks bored most of the time even when she's having fun
•loves to sleep
•had an abusive relationship before joining the North Wind. She was shocked how soft and domestic Kowalski would treat her because she's not used to it
•caffeine addict. You would see this girl chug down her 5th cup of coffee without a reaction
•loves the coffee black and bitter
•has very slight OCD
•very quiet; would dramatically appear behind your back effortlessly without you noticing
•would give the sharpest glares and side eyes
•had a masc era during her younger years
•the oldest in the team
•sometimes wonder why her teammates are like this (she's not complaining, just curious)
•least chaotic out of the group but that doesn't mean that she doesn't know how to have fun
•her talons are very sharp
THE NORTH WWIND
•They comfort each other after dangerous missions
•sleepovers usually happen in Short Fuse or Corporal's room
•wouldn't let Short Fuse have alcohol for obvious reasons
•all work together to force Classified to sleep (used a drug at some point)
•they would acompany Corporal when he bakes
•shit talks about Eva's ex
•rarely seen without each other (unless Classified got a solo mission again)