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Getting hurt during a round wasn't new for 007n7, but getting punched in the gut and having the killer who did it pat him on the back afterwards?
"Hnn–" he wheezed out, clutching his midsection like his life depended on it. By the admins that had hurt, "what the fuck, Noli?!" He barked.
The man's response was as confusing and out of left field as that punch was, "it was necessary!! I can't let you go through that again! And especially not here of all places!"
007n7's face further scrunched up in a mix of pain and confusion, "what the fuck are you talking about?"
Noli pointed an accusatory finger at 007n7's waist, "Im talking about whatever spawn you've decided was good to grow in the middle of purgatory."
"Im not pregnant!" He blurted out hysterically. Because what? Where in the whole of Okodomos did that thought even come from?
It was silent around their area. Distantly, you could hear a group of people running in their direction.
"Are..." Noli paused again, and fiddled with something in his hand, "are you sure–"
"YES IM FUCKING SURE??"
It seemed like the group had finally found them, as in the next moment Guest 1337's voice rang out around the area, "007n7!" He ran over, and punched Noli to stun him before dragging seven back into the group, "Are you okay, what happened?"
"Yeah, what's all the yelling about?" Chance piped up.
"Not the time, Chance we have to mo–" Builderman started before Noli cut him off.
"Oh, well I found this positive pregnancy test an–"
007n7 let out another wheeze at the swift punch Builderman gave him in that next moment, "OH MOTHER FUUU...." he whined, sinking to the ground with tears in his eyes.
Above him, he could hear a heated argument, "why would you do that?!" Chance squeaked out, shocked at the sudden friendly fire.
"Hey, Guest was gearin' up for it too don't look at just me–"
"That's a lie on my name!"
"No it ain't, I saw your arm move!"
007n7 just groaned on the ground, "why does everyone think I'm capable of giving birth..?"
Chance, who had crouched down to help pick him up paused, face carefully blank and emotions hidden by his glasses, "... did you... not.. give birth to c00lkidd..?"
007n7 stared at them incredulously, "no. No I did not." A sudden thought hit him, "and who the fuck's child would I be giving birth to?!" Chance pursed his lips, and 007n7 grimanced, hand coming up to rub at his eyes instead, "nevermind. Don't tell me. I don't want to know what you guys think my supposed love life here is."