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1. Parker Goes for Cereal! by b0rtney (b00mgh)

   Fandoms: Leverage (US TV 2008)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Multi
   • Complete Work

   15 Feb 2026

   Tags

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   • Alec Hardison/Parker/Eliot Spencer
   • Parker (Leverage)
   • Alec Hardison
   • Eliot Spencer (Leverage)
   • Nathan Ford
   • Sophie Devereaux (Leverage)
   • Kidnapping
   • Experimental Drugs
   • idk what the proper tag is for this but the kidnappers have drugged parker
   • Hurt Parker (Leverage)
   • bc she is my favorite and this gets her privileges like being thrown at walls and kidnapped
   • Protective Team
   • feel free to suggest tags
   • Hurt/Comfort

   Summary

   “This is Gumby’s Pizza, Leucadia speaking.”
   “We have Parker.”
   “Is this about the lot lines? We have a guy lined up to repaint them, tell the city board it’ll be done within the—“
   “No, Parker. The thief.”
   “Who?”
   “We. Have. Parker. This is a ransom call. You have one hour. Meet me at the intersection of Clinton and Jefferson.”

   Parker's been kidnapped while on a routine 4:30am solo grocery run, and the kidnappers make the ransom call to the wrong place. Can the team find her before time runs out?

   Language:

   English

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