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MPREGISODE!????!!!

Summary:

My friend was begging for me to write this but lowkey i hate his ass/j

so like aftermath of valentineisode... mpreg ensues

Notes:

i dont even fucking know....... im bullshitting this as i go 🥹

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: fuckass pregnant chud

Chapter Text

Ze was fast asleep that morning, like usual.

It was a normal morning like always-

...

Untill he felt Regect wake up beside him. And then gag and immediately roll out of bed. Then followed by him running to the bathroom.

It wasn't long until Ze heard him hurling over the toilet.

This was enough to worry him, the entity never got sick- especially not to the point of vomiting. He opened his eyes, practically shooting up and looking towards the bathroom.

"...Regect? Babe? You alright?"

He didn't get an answer, just the continuation of Regects barfing.

He threw his covers off, grabbing his phone before getting out of bed and walking towards the connecting bathroom. Having to swallow down his anxiety of seeing his partner spewing it's guts out. He walked in quietly, kneeling beside the other. Using his free hand to start rubbing Regects back soothingly.

"I got ya..."

He murmured. Moving his hand up and down until the entities horrific noises were quieted down to just dry heaving over the bowl. Ze was getting nervous, really nervous. Was he sick? Was something wrong?? Was he pregnant??? He knew they didn't wear protection on Valentine's Day but...

"Fuuck...."

He finally heard Regect mumble, finally lifting their head off the toilet and leaning onto Ze. The protagonist wrapped his arms around it, brushing it's hair out of it's face.

"...You alright?"
"Fuck no duude...."
"You want me to get you some water?"
"I mean... yeah but... I want you to stay here..."

The entity sounded so weak, it was sickening. Ze pulled out his phone. Shooting a text to Moe who had to be awake by then. All it said was simply 'Regects sick, can you bring a bottle of water to our room?'

It barely took a minute for Moe to answer back with a bunch of honks. Ze never understood why she didn't just text back normal, but he didn't care much.

He placed his phone back on the cold tiles, going back to rubbing Regects back. He could hear its tail quietly slap against the floor, a steady pattern he had grown use to.

 

It didn't take long for Moe to barge in the room, honking her little head off in worry. She just as quickly got down onto the floor as well, handing Regect the bottle of water she had brought with shaky hands. The entity took it gladly, twisting the cap up and off the bottle. Chugging half of it within seconds. Ze nervously chuckling, patted its back again.

"Slow down... I don't want you getting yourself sick again."
"I'll be fine..."
"Honk honk honk honk...?
"Yeah, yeah I'm fine Moe, just got a little sick."
"You don't think it's because..."
"DON'T BRING THAT UP INFRONT OF MOE!!!"

Ze quietly chuckled, nodding quietly. Moe honked in confusion, Regect looking over her and scratching his head nervously.

"Just uh... Valentine's Day shenanigans got me sick! Yeah!"

Moe stared at them for a minute, not believing a word. Until her face slowly morphed from confusion, to realization, then disgust and finally excitement.

"HONK HONK!?!?!?"

 

"Yeah. Yeah, I might be pregnant......"

Moe near instantly shot up, cheering and honking about getting a younger sibling. (Despite not being blood related, they still liked to think she was their kid.) She practically ran out of the room, squeaking about buying a pregnancy test for Regect. Leaving the two in silence for a second, before Ze started to giggle.

"She really is enthusiastic, huh?"
"Yeah... It seems that way..."

 

...

 

"...Hey. Regect?"
"Yeah?"
"What... do you wanna do if you are pregnant?"

He paused.

"...I don't know."

Ze sighed, placing a kiss to the entities head.

"Well, whatever you want to do, I'll be here for you through it."
"...Thank you, Ze."
"Of course."

Notes:

someone has to put me down dude dead in my ass rn this was so much better than i thought it was gonna be T_T

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