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Summary:

Just enough time to take a piss and steal a kiss!

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The approximate amount of time they left the stream in the car to do whatever shenanigans they needed to do.

Notes:

I meant to post this way earlier, like right before the Pangi stream, but alas. My perfectionist ass ran through this multiple times like I was turning in a fucking research paper.

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When Lukey put on his glasses and got out of the car, Pangi saw his chance for some petty revenge. After all, it was the Brit’s fault he ran that red light. On top of that, he somehow managed to get it on camera. Leaving him outside in the cold seemed fair.

“So, you’re just gonna watch me piss then?” Pangi asked as he continued to walk towards the tree he had scoped out earlier, right hand in his pocket. He didn’t bother to turn around, knowing full well the type of reply he was about to get.

“Nah, just… going to admire the view.” Pangi rolled his eyes and chuckled. He could hear the giant grin plastered on Lukey’s face. “The countryside is pretty nice too.”

“Yeah?” He smirked, and the fingers inside his pocket pressed down on the key fob. The sound of car doors locking never sounded more satisfying.

“Whoa, hey!” The sudden shout rang through the air just as Pangi reached the tree. Lukey hated the cold, and what better way to get back at him than by making him stay outside?

“I think you locked the car door, sir… Can you unlock it?” Lukey’s pathetically cute voice rang out. Pangi laughed to himself. “It’s pretty cold out here...”

“I thought you were admiring the view? Is it not good enough?” He called back over his shoulder. He was tempted to shake his ass a little, but thought better of it.

“No, it’s great! Just—” Lukey’s voice stopped.

“Lucas…?” An uneasy feeling crept up Pangi’s spine.

No reply.

He willed himself to empty his bladder faster. The sounds of shifting gravel and his breathing filled his ears.

There could be nothing good to come from a silent Lukey, and he was right. Just as he had tucked himself back in and was struggling to close his fly, the faint sound of footsteps on gravel could be heard behind him.

Lukey lunged, letting out a pitched “Rahhh!”

Pangi spun to face him—too late! Hands landed on his shoulders before easily fitting around his neck. They were shoulder to shoulder now, that stupid grin clear under aviator glasses. “Did I get you?”

“Dude, my dick could have been out, and I could’ve still been pissing.” Pangi huffed at him as he settled his zipper, yet the smile on his face was impossible to hide.

He missed this. Them. Together. How easy they both fell into each other’s pace.

“Don’t lie! I saw you start moving, figured you were already done.” Lukey casually shrugged, squeezing himself closer.

“Ohhhhh~ so you were watching me.” Pangi couldn’t help but puff his chest out a little; it was a small, stupid thing to be proud of, but being able to take Lucas Osborn’s attention was, in his opinion, a mighty feat.

“Noooo~”

“It’s okay, bro. I won’t judge.”

Lukey took off his sunglasses and pointedly rolled his eyes. “You’d like that, wouldn’t you, knowing I watched you do your business as you locked me out in the cold.”

Pangi shrugged, a flicker of shame in his chest that, in fact, he would enjoy that quite immensely. He gave Lukey a knowing look and pulled away. “Maybe.”

The other man faltered in his steps before catching up and grabbing his arms. “What—”

“Listen, we should head back in the car before they start speculating.” Pangi cut him off as he turned around, but he made no effort to shake off Lukey’s hand. “Who knows what they might think if we were gone for even longer?”

Lukey squinted at him before letting go. “Wasn’t my fault somebody decided to lock the car.”

“I didn’t know you were heading out!” Pangi raised his hands, feigning an apology. “How about I make it up to you?”

They were close to the car now, enough time for one more act that he could get away with scot-free… at least until after the stream ended. By that time, Pangi was more than willing to receive whatever retribution was going to come his way. Three hours was enough time for a lot of things.

He couldn’t help but raise his chin and smirk.

“Oh yeah, how?” Lukey cocked an eyebrow.

“Like this—” and Pangi leaned forward and kissed him.

He breathed in the silent gasp that escaped Lukey’s lips before turning around and making great strides back to the car. It was hardly enough to make up for the lost time they had spent apart. Pangi couldn’t help but laugh.

By the time he made it back to the car door, Lukey was a few paces behind him. Far enough that there wouldn’t be any time for questions. From the looks of it—Lukey was smiling—there was no need to worry.

Pangi unlocked the car as Lukey got to the passenger side.

They both burst out laughing as they opened the doors.