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1. thieves in the night by skittidyne for curiouslylazy

   Fandoms: Haikyuu!!  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   06 Sep 2016

   Tags

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   • Kozume Kenma/Kuroo Tetsurou
   • Kozume Kenma
   • Kuroo Tetsurou
   • Haiba Lev
   • Yaku Morisuke
   • Cat Burglars
   • Poor College Thieves
   • Lingerie
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Sexual Roleplay
   • well it's attempted anyway
   • Nipple Piercings
   • Police Officer Roleplay
   • there's a lot of sin here

   Summary

   “Oh.” The man blinks a couple times, surprised, and looks around at the mess again. “…You live like this?”

   The amount of raw sympathy in his voice is, frankly, insulting. “Why are you in my bedroom in the middle of the night?”

   “Oh, I was going to rob you,” the man replies easily. He winces at the mess around him once more. “I, uh, kind of thought you were already hit, and I didn’t want to make things worse for you, y’know?”

   “Get out.”

    

   (( or: kenma gets visited by a stupidly considerate thief, who won't stop visiting him ))

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