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1. My Tail's Wagging I Swear by GreatJobSkeleton

   Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   13 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Malevola Gibb/Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Malevola Gibb & Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Malevola Gibb
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Invisigal | Courtney (Dispatch)
   • Sonar | Victor (Dispatch)
   • Flambae | Chad (Dispatch)
   • Punch Up | Colm (Dispatch)
   • Coupé | Janelle (Dispatch)
   • Prism | Alice (Dispatch)
   • Golem | Bruno (Dispatch)
   • Blonde Blazer | Mandy (Dispatch)
   • Chase | Track Star (Dispatch)
   • Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
   • Phenomaman | Katon-Ur (Dispatch)
   • Top Malevola Gibb
   • Workplace Relationship
   • Workplace Sex
   • Teasing
   • Biting
   • Bottom Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Canon-Typical HR Violations (Dispatch)
   • POV Third Person
   • Romance
   • Eventual Romance
   • Eventual Smut
   • Canon Compliant
   • Canonical Alternate Universe
   • Fluff
   • Slow Burn
   • POV Malevola Gibb

   Summary

   An alternate retelling of the story of Dispatch from Malevola's point of view, daring to ask what would happen if the devs decided to let Robert fall in love with the demonic muscle mommy the rest of us all fell for.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   36,121

   Chapters:

   11/?

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   300

   Kudos:

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