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Monokuma has created a chat
Monokuma added "Everyone"
Luckster: what is this
Luckster: hey who are you
Luckster: why am i here
Alter_Ego: um...
Official_Donuts: OMG NARGI IS THAT YOU
Ishimaru_Kiyotaka: Naegi*
crazydiamonds: the fuck bro. no
Ishimaru_Kiyotaka: No swearing either
Luckster: guys srsly why are we here
Hirokure: tf arent we in da same class
Hirokure: tf is dis
Togami: About time...
2DRuler: aha! WE HAVE ENTERED THE 2D WORLD
Better_Sister: omg
Better_Sister: like no
Better_Sister: just no
FreckleFace: ^^^
2DRuler: you're just jealous
Luckster: hey guys
Maizonosan: what
Hirokure: wut
RockstarLeon: yea
Luckster: i cant get out of this
Luckster: srsly i cant get out of my phone. i am stuck
Alter_Ego: how? bring it to me
Sakura: we must calm down
Official_Donut: what she said!
Monokuma: OH NO YOU DONT
KirigiriKyoko: You.
KirigiriKyoko: You started this group chat. Why are you here?
crazydiamonds: yea are u fucking with us
Ishimaru_Kiyotaka: NO SWEARING
Princess_Celes: It is indeed interesting... Naegi is right, I cannot seem to get out.
Alter_Ego: i cant even force a shut down T-T what have you done to my phone
crazydiamonds: you fucker. shes crying
Togami: It's called an emoji, peasant. She might not even be crying.
Ishimaru_Kiyotaka: NO SWEARING
Princess_Celes: Please stop. It is annoying.
crazydiamonds: what if SHE IS HUH
Togami: I couldn't care less.
Ishimaru_Kiyotaka: THE RULES ARE RULES
Alter_Ego: T-T
Monokuma: Upupupupupu do you feel the despair yet
Alter_Ego: brb naegi is here
Monokuma: wait how
Alter_Ego: OMG GUYS NARGI JUST GOT TAKEN BY MAKED MEN HELP SOMEONE
Maizonosan: WHAT
RockstarLeon: no way.
Monokuma: ;)
Better_Sister: OMG like what
Togami: Serves him right.
KirigiriKyoko: Which direction were they heading?
Alter_Ego: i dont know left i think plz help fast
Luckster: i have a message...
Maizonosan: YOURE ALIVE
RockstarLeon: eyyyy
Hirokure: naegichiiiii
Luckster: we cant leave our phones.
Maizonosan: really
Luckster: by the way has anyone seen Fukawa? i was told we will be punished otherwise
crazydiamonds: what the fuck
Hirokure: WTF
Princess_Celes: How annoying. I had something to attend. May I?
Ishimaru_Kiyotaka: VIOLENCE IS NOT ACCEPTABLE
2DRuler: THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE
PrinceByakuya: WHO CALLED ME WAS IT MASTER
2DRuler: I AM ONE WITH 2D
Togami: Why, Naegi...
crazydiamonds: lol go fukawa get him
Better_Sister: omg stop it fatass
Monokuma: SHUT UP EVERYONE
Monokuma: And no celes
Monokuma: okay. good.
Monokuma: So you want to know why i did this
Monokuma: well, be prepared for the unbearable truth
Monokuma: welcome to
Monokuma: *drumroll*
Better_Sister: omg nobody does that anymore
Monokuma: DO YOU WANT TO BE PUNISHED
Monokuma: anyways
Monokuma: welcome to...
Monokuma: the game of mutual killing!
Luckster: wait what
Ishimaru_Kiyotaka: VIOLENCE IS NOT ACCEPTABLE
Luckster: how does that even work
Luckster: were on our phones
Monokuma: No problem! Ill demonstrate
Monokuma has added Usami
Usami: oh what
Usami: what is this
2DRuler: OMG BUNNY
Better_Sister: one more and i will rip out your throat. actually sis you do it you ugly bitch
Ishimaru_Kiyotaka: NO VIOLENCE
FreckleFace: gladly
Monokuma: ok guys shut up let me demonstrate this
Monokuma has kicked Usami
Maizonosan: ...
crazydiamonds: ...
Luckster: ...
Hirokure: .........
Alter_Ego: ...
Official_Donuts: ...
Maizonosan: Amazing
Togami: Why do I even bother...
Maizonosan: Brilliant
KirigiriKyoko: And why is that bad?
Maizonosan: Absolutely stunning
crazydiamonds: yea how the fuck does that mean anything bad
PrinceByakuya: DONT KICK MY PRINCE
Monokuma: Upupupu... your deepest darkest internet secrets are leaked...
Sakura: This does not affect me.
Monokuma: I have pictures of that
Luckster: THIS IS BLACKMAIL
Sakura: Please, do not do this. I ask of you.
Maizonosan: ikr
Togami: I can simply blackmail the mastermind back.
KirigiriKyoko: Indeed. When the principal hears about this, I'm sure you will be punished.
Monokuma: like he gives a damn. its you after all.
Hirokure: oho served
Alter_Ego: be nice
Ishimaru_Kiyotaka: LAUGHING AT OTHERS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE
Monokuma: besides he doesnt know who i even am.
Monokuma: like really, he cant punish me.
Princess_Celes: ... So you are telling me we have to be by our phones until the end of this?
Princess_Celes: That would have a negative affect on school.
Monokuma: shit.
Monokuma: eh like i care
Ishimaru_Kiyotaka: WE MUST NOT HAVE AN UNEXCUSED ABSENCE
Ishimaru_Kiyotaka: YOU CANT DO THAT
crazydiamonds: can't*
crazydiamonds: payback bitch
Better_Sister: omg shut up taka
KirigiriKyoko: Out of curiosity, how would we "kill" someone?
FreckleFace: yea shut it
Luckster: oh yeah, you're right.
Maizonosan: was wondering as well...
Hirokure: mb we just say so
Hirokure: i kill togami
Monokuma: it doesnt work like that, upupupu....
Monokuma: there is some nice things i know about you guys...
Luckster: figures
Maizonosan: stalker!
Monokuma: shut up and ill tell you
Official_Donuts: WAIT
Official_Donuts: WHAT DO WE EAT
Princess_Celes: I would like some tea right about now.
2DRuler: DOES MY GODDESS REQUEST TEA
2DRuler: ON IT
Monokuma: SHUT UP
Monokuma: alright, so heres how the game works
Monokuma: ill tell you this: someone in you guys is working for me.
crazydiamonds: wtf ill kill that bitch
Alter_Ego: :( no dont
Togami: You WILL regret that.
crazydiamonds: ... fine, but only for fujisaki
Monokuma: I SAID SHUT UP
Monokuma: okay, so there is a period where the phones shut off
Luckster: thank god.
Sakura: It is indeed inconvenient to be staring for so long.
Monokuma: ok seriously shut it
Monokuma: during this period of time someone will be "killed"
Monokuma: after that is a discussion
Monokuma: and then a vote.
Monokuma: for a vote to go through manority has to vote for the same person
Monokuma: if teres no vote them nothing happens
Monokuma: ah one of you will be granted the doctor role
KirigiriKyoko: So we are playing mafia.
Monokuma: in a sense, but your history is at stake
Monokuma: a gamble indeed... will you die? who knows
Princess_Celes: I can take that.
Luckster: dont worry, the angel can pull through
RockstarLeon: yeah!
Monokuma: ALRIGHT FIRST NIGHT ALREADY GOOD LUCK AND DIE
Maizonosan: wait
Monokuma has silenced "Everyone"
Monokuma has added Killer
Monokuma: ok, so theyre asleep or some shit
Monokuma: who do you want to kill?
Killer: MuSt YoU uSe ThIs GrOuP cHaT
Monokuma: yes.
Killer: ThEn I cHoOsE
To be continued